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RantYou can take your reports and shove 'em! :-) Pin
Evil Iceblock26-Feb-15 17:11
Evil Iceblock26-Feb-15 17:11 
So I enrolled in a Bach. Sys Admin last year and it didn't work out very well. The College was just screwed up. I've been doing a Diploma in IT (Web Dev) elsewhere since and everything's going really well.

However...

Have you noticed how everything you do at College or UNI now is all about reports?

Like... Everytime you have to do something, you gotta write a report first! That's so annoying!

I self-taught myself programming when I was 17. And I've been building lots of things for myself ever since. So when I sign up for a course, I just want the paper to say that "Yeah he can do it". But no...

They have to chuck in all of this other crap like writing Analysis' and Reports and other arbitrary junk that you can't even find any info about online.

No wonder this world is so screwed up! You can't ever get anything done anymore because we're all too busy writing freaking reports about what we're about to do!

You wanna build a database? Write a report first! You wanna create a website? Write a report first! You wanna eat dinner???

WRITE A REPORT! ...first.

Oh, what's that Evil Iceblock? You wanna take a dump?
NUP, SORRY! YOU GOTTA WRITE A REPORT ON THAT FIRST!

SCREW YOU AND YOUR REPORTS!
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enhzflep26-Feb-15 17:40
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Evil Iceblock26-Feb-15 18:23
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Evil Iceblock26-Feb-15 18:23
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Evil Iceblock26-Feb-15 18:28
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Mycroft Holmes26-Feb-15 20:20
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Evil Iceblock26-Feb-15 20:59
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Mark_Wallace26-Feb-15 22:50
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Evil Iceblock10-Jul-15 8:56
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GeneralFirst thought of your tomorrow ... Pin
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