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den2k88 wrote: i hav a job tu du cn u do it for me codes ugrentzz pls
8 monkeys, 4 minutes...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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is that a quote for work? sounds like you are project manager
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I tried to ask him, but he gave me "one of those looks", licked his bottom, and went to sleep.
It's possible he is designing the system in his head, but I wouldn't bank on an early delivery...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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With that description I am sure your cat is not a programmer, he is in fact a Project Manager (I know this as I have worked for him)
which also explains the code that no one can understand
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I bet he loves duck-typing 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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goto Lake
catch ( Fish )
throw ( toMe )
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Be honest, you dozed off with your hand on the keyboard.
(I recognise the signs)
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Stumbled across this piece of obscure writing from MSDN on HttpListener:
When a port is specified, the host element can be replaced with "*" to indicate that the HttpListener accepts requests sent to the port if the requested URI does not match any other prefix. For example, to receive all requests sent to port 8080 when the requested URI is not handled by any HttpListener, the prefix is "http://*:8080/". Similarly, to specify that the HttpListener accepts all requests sent to a port, replace the host element with the "+" character, "https://+:8080". The "*" and "+" characters can be present in prefixes that include paths.
Sooo... if I use a *, it (whatever "it" is) receives requests but they're not handled by any (including mine) HttpLisenter?
if I use a +, my HttpListener accepts (and I suppose handles) the request???
Gawd, between "receive", "accept", and "handled", I have no idea what they're actually trying to say.
Marc
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I read it as
* if no other listener accepts it yours will, and
+ feck the others as you you are taking it!
veni bibi saltavi
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What it looks like:
0. Some hosts have handlers dedicated to them for given ports.
1. Using * in place of the host allows the HttpListener to handle hosts that do not have a dedicated handler for the given port.
2. Using + in place of the host allows the HttpListener to handle hosts for the given port whether they have a dedicated handler or not.
If that's not right, then it's written even worse than you thought.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In my understanding of MS:
MS means what it says: "*" the request is accepted, if no other is handling it. You need to handle it somewhere.
The "+" means: you really got it (first)
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: In my understanding of MS:
OK, that makes sense. One day, I'm going to have to figure out how to test this, but at the moment, all I was looking for was making sure I had the syntax for specifying the port # correctly.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I have no idea what they're actually trying to say.
and neither do they.
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So you're in a hurry going on a trip and need to get motivated but been putting it off so you
re finishing up last minute stuff on the computer and getting ready to turn it off and get going when;
Prerequisite: You have OCD, 4 cats and a dog (new addition small, affectionate...Oh wait I'm in a hurry)
When on the floor you spot a ball of ?fuzz?, you stoop to pick it up and throw it away and it sticks to you're fingers, so you switch it to the other hand, like that hand is less static-y or something and it sticks to that hand so you try to flick it off your fingers and it sticks to the flicking finger. So now what maybe toes are less prone to sticking, call someone else in the house and pass it off to them or call one of the cats and stick it back on them.
Final solution; found something stickier than my finger and I"m off! Whew... See ya
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: found something stickier than my finger and I"m off!
I bet you are. 
Marc
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djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Mike Hankey wrote: found something stickier than my finger
Do I want to know what that "something" is?
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More to the point - what part of his anatomy that something was located (and will it later clog the plumbing?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OK, so when you get to the finger-food buffet, make sure to let me know which treats you've taken, so I can avoid those plates.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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恭禧發財
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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was it ever decided if this is sheep, ram or goat?
its worse that the Microsoft windows naming convention
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: was it ever decided if this is sheep
Don't tell Griff...
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too late it has already caused him a mid life crisis
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: caused him a mid life crisis
I first read that as mid wife crisis.  
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I doubt he would admit to watching midwifes
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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