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They say that women live longer than men because they sit down to pee, which relieves stress.
I say it's because men have to live with women.
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Needless to say THEY™ also told us to eat spinach. 
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Quote: They say that women live longer than men because they sit down to pee, which relieves stress.
That would explain why cats have nine lives 
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Marbleous!
Life is too shor
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You know, you are really thinking outside the urinal at this one 
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Ya know what amazes me - at my last job, there were a number of individuals who apparently could not hit the urinal they were standing in front of... Simply.F*cking.Amazing. Fully 80% of our male workforce was from India or Pakistan. I'm not saying it was them, but, well, you know, the odds of it being one of the remaining Americans was statistically insignificant...
There were times when it looked like someone had turned to talk to someone behind them with their penile gland in full discharge mode.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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As JSOP will tell you: the longer the barrel, the more accurate the shot.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Fully 80% of our male workforce was from India or Pakistan.
Because they did a better job! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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No, because they work cheaper, usually for shiny rocks and curry powder...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: because they work cheaper, usually for shiny rocks and curry powder.
You're not racist are you? 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Not at all...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Then it is you that works for shiny rocks and curry powder. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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Nah. Like the rest of us, he works for scraps of paper and little bits of shiny metal.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Like the rest of us, he works for scraps of paper and little bits of shiny metal.
Then he can buy curry powder for his family. Isn't America great! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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It's not about race, it's about culture. :cough:Texas:cough:
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Yeah, Texas - where you're expected to hit what you're aiming at - even if it is just a urinal.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Yeah, Texas - where you're expected to hit what you're aiming at - even if it is just a urinal.
Must be difficult for someone like you who grew up using a squat toilet. Welcome to America!
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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What was that about how Pecos Bill created the Rio Grande...?
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Yes. I hit many things in Texas, including the ground and a target frone. And let#s not speak of the things we hit in Mexico.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: It's not about race, it's about culture.
Or lack of it as the case might be. We are speaking about Texas you realize.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs Jim<</xml>
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Does the Soapbox count for Leslie awards?
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