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The life cycle of the software bug ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Honey, I Shrank the Bugs
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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USA: If you have oil, your people need peace and freedom.
Madagascar: Let's be honest; nobody gave a f*ck about us till the movies came out.
Afghanistan: You came; you saw; you got slaughtered.
Greece: We did a bunch of sh*t for mankind 10000 years ago and now we are bankrupt.
Australia: USA in training.
Italy: We were really important once but now we make shoes.
Switzerland: Sure, we will take your money.
Canada: Are we not America yet?
Greenland: Once upon a time, a couple of people showed up; that's it.
Malaysia: Dude, where's my plane?
Pakistan: Have a blast till you last.
France: We like eating cheese and surrendering in wars.
Saudi Arabia: Family business disguised as a country.
India: You don't cast your vote; you vote your caste.
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Quote: Greece: We did a bunch of sh*t for mankind 10000 years ago and now we are bankrupt.
Please double check your information. 
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Yawn.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not in the List 
weeee
wuuuuuu
yeaahhh 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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It could mean you beneath even consideration.
Not saying it does - but, then again, . . .
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I don't think you can describe Germany in a one-liner 
Although... Helping Europe to evade bankruptcy and still is hated by everyone. 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I prefer the black magic baba jokes.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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United Kingdom: We don't know who we really are, but we owned you all once...
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Ha ha ha!
That is a great one!![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Quote: Canada: Are we not America yet?
Have you ever visited Canada?
North American trivia: Which is the only country to actually defeat the US in a war?
:mapleleafflagemoticonthingy
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Which is the only country to actually defeat the US in a war?
North Vietnam
Canada was still a British colony in 1812, so technically it was the British who ended up in a draw the US in that one.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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The U.S. has never signed a surrender to another nation, but they have had unsuccessful and/or unprofitable invasions of foreign countries. Canada (as a British colony), Vietnam, and Afghanistan are all great examples of the latter.
In all three cases, the U.S. expected to have more support from the people in the invaded land than they actually did. They are better categorized as political blunders than lost wars.
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I don't remember the US surrendering or their capital being taken during the Vietnam conflict? Didn't the US withdraw?
However, during the 1812 war the Brits/Canada burned the White House and the Capitol building among others (in 1814).
Being British by birth and Canadian by choice I'll take the win!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Eh?
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Random Irish Art and its ending are a painful disease (9)
Hopefully this one will go better than yesterdays.
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Quote: its ending are a painful disease
And you think it will go better?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Arthritis
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Correct but you also need to show your reasoning.
Your turn tomorrow.
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Random Irish Art, so Irish Art rearranged... Arthri*is
..Art and its ending - t
Arthritis 
That's my work done for today! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Sorry but and arthritis definitely do not go together!
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Even if you're blind with arthritis?
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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One day I aspire to having a signature.
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