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Damn, I misread and thought you were lying about being high?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm just good at lying about my height
That reminds me of the trek episode where Kirk defeats the robot whenKirk says: I always lie
So, how tall are you? (how believable is your lie?)
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Emiliarge wrote: Just almost all of you are stupid.
FYI, you can also go to http://www.codeproject.com/suggestions.aspx[^] to ask the admins to cancel your account.
Although your approach here will probably work faster.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, I can't cancel my account here! You're stupid! I must enlighten you! I have to do what you can't do!
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Emiliarge wrote: I have to do what you can't do!
Well that leaves you a lot of scope.
I can't sing - can't even carry a tune in a bucket.
And I have proved fairly useless at gardening.
I will however be very annoyed if you win the lottery, as I have shown myself to be completely useless at that. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Emiliarge wrote: I must enlighten you!
Nah.
It's easier to just lie about my weight.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's so hard to be offended by such an eloquently worded attack.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: such an eloquently worded attack
It's hardly eloquent. The excessive elision not only makes it ineloquent (by crunching two clauses into what looks like one), but leaves it open for misinterpretation, because "just almost" looks like a weird ESL-induced tautology.
I know that F-grade, arrogant style guides written by academics who don't have a clue what they're talking about say that you should use as few words as possible*, but you should never omit any word that is necessary for the reader's comprehension of the meaning.
"It's just that almost all of you..."
* A genuinely useful rule would be "Use the right number of words"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark, I apologise if my sarcasm eluded you! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Sarcasm?
I've no idea what that is. I had to look it up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Must be because we aren't geniuses!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It appears, however, that we're smart enough to use sarcasm and thunder-stealing techniques.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your a legend in your own mind eh?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Yep, it's my own mind! Don't steal my mind! It's my own!
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Self Contained Unit of Mass?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: legend
You typoed "bell".
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Quote: a legend leg end in your own mindmouth
FTFY
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Ah yes, everything is relative, and nothing more so than your parents.
ps I upvoted your original post because I thought it was funny, I doubt it or you has long though
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You know what ... out of the 11.1 or so "members" you're probably not far wrong ... if you'd used "many" instead of "most"
* 11.1 million 
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Emiliarge wrote: almost all of you are stupid.
...but we're REALLY good at it.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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No you're right the 'g' should be a 'p' and you don't need the 'u'.
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P0mpey3 wrote: you don't need the 'u'
Or is it we who don't need the 'he'?
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I still voted for you. Maybe that just proves how stupid I am.
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I forgot to vote.
Who won?
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