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I had a packet of Walnuts and Almonds with the disclaimer:
May contain sunflower seeds.
You can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away
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Walkers Crisps should put a "may contain Crisps" warning on their packets.
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They do seem to be getting rather light and empty, don't they?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Code Project Lounge: May contain nuts
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I think I'll have that put on a belt buckle...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I thought this was going to be a thread about CodeProject...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: "Warning: May contain nuts".
Would that politically correct.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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... if not, what other animal goes click(coin)(coin)click click[^]...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Now you see why I didn't ask in QA!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He wouldn't if he had any grapes.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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But to where?
Let's see who can work it out...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quick, to the 'Abuse Button' Robin!
--or--
Every time you vote for OG a puppy dies. You don't hate puppies do you? :sadFace:
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"Kitten"
The meme is "Kitten"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I am not a cat person. Puppies grow up to be dogs and dogs have many and varied uses. Cats just kill stuff.
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And purr.
And shed, get fleas, get ticks, puke at 4AM because they have eaten the house plants, release gasses the volume and malodorousness of which is unbelievable considering the size of the source, wash in their own spit, and eat stuff that smells like it have been eaten already and buried for a few months.
But they have their bad points too.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Don't forget they ruin your wallpaper, your couch, your curtains and basically every furniture you own that they can get their paws and/or teeth on...
And they're not sticking to your furniture either. They can get at your pants, your shirt, your shoes, your hands, arms, legs, they would have your very soul if they could!
Still worth it though
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Your reputation going 1024*1024 ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Yes - I was hoping for some stupider suggestions first though...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh come on, that was only the natural you. You did not even try.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: Oh come on, that was only the natural you. You did not even try. We'd have to wait for him to sober up.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You asked this in the Lounge ! Expect talent, brilliance and ... high resolution (actually 1024*1024 is not that good anymore).
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Well if I'd asked in QA gawd knows what answers I'd have got!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No answers at all - you where on your way out right now
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Rage wrote: You asked this in the Lounge ! Expect talent, brilliance
I seem to have missed that part!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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