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Yeah, but not in the near future! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A day in my office...
(A - the new guy, B - me)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Disney's Jake and the neverland pirates
6am edition.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The Chilli Contest - a Rock hard decision
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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MFWIC
Yeah, different movie but nearly same dialog but MFWIC is like the coolest answer ever.
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Star Wars: Master Windu and the Sith Lord
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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If she doesn't get me a Pizza Printer[^] for my next birthday, she should be prepared to pack and move out! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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sweet, i Need one of those 
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a missus?
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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They do have their advantages - I wouldn't be without mine!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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yes i know i already got one, and since we are living together my Shirts have no more creases
But actually i meant the Pizza Printer 
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Cheaper to just get the 3D pizza printer.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Maybe a win win?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Not bad. I am holding out for a Bacon Printer[^] 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Be a man: tell the missus to cook herself the pizza for you.
(...kidding...kidding...kidding...)
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Better not! I'd assume he'd want to live long enough to enjoy the pizza!
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I'm not sure edible in NASA's dictionary means the same as in Oxford...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I do not get the point. Billions of pizzas are already being made by machines every day, so what's new ? Plus, it looks completely inefficient.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I like the idea, then I saw the photo.
I'll stick to hand-making them I think.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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So when's she leaving?
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I'm curious about the plural form of "gin and tonic". Is it gins and tonic, gin and tonics or gins and tonics? I lean to gins and tonic but that does not seem to agree with the accepted wisdom.
When we sort that out how about "fish and chips".
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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pwasser wrote: plural form of "gin and tonic"
Is "gin++ and tonix"
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I didn't think you could count such things as Gin and Tonic so I wouldn't have thought there was a plural form for it.
The best you could say is "Two glasses of/servings of gin and tonic".
As for Fish and Chips, since plural of fish is still fish (although you can say "fishes"), plural of Fish and Chips would still be Fish and Chips.
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike... me...
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You can count such things: particularly when the constabulary ask "Have you been drinking, Sir?"
However, your ability to precise as to the number decreases as the number itself increases, probably leading to the officer asking the question in the first place...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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