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Sit down.
Have a gin.
Have another Gin.
Now make the coffee - your pulse rate should have dropped sufficiently.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Seeing all the recommendations, if you are in a hurry, make a couple of gin-coffees to gain time without suffering from strange side effects... 
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Heathen!
Philistine!
That is an unacceptable combination: not unlike the "Duck-Squid-and-Pineapple" dish designed by a "Masterchef - The Professionals" contestant last night... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Backup, backup, backup have you learned nothing? 
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Come on! Cup, coffee machine, ground tin, grinder, bean tin, freezer bag AND off site - how much more back-up can I do?
speramus in juniperus
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Ok you've got a pretty good backup plan but somehow the restocking scheme broke down.
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no job applicants ask about work perks, and no one turns down a job based on what perks are available.
And
How the Googleplex Works
Does it really matters? How? What do you think?
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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In these situations, I always apply the "What would Vilmos do?" test. Think about what the infamous Vilmos would say or do and act upon it. Being Vilmos this is very easy for me, but with practice anyone can do it.
Nagy Vilmos says: Elephant that! The perks are just that, add-ons, they do need make or break the deal. The ability to buy Gin, that makes or breaks the deal.
Simples.
speramus in juniperus
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Mmm, but is the Vilmos particular about his Gin, I mean selling the big issue you could buy "value" gin (just add diesel oil for a good cocktail)or a better paying job allows you to more selective (Gordons, Beefeater etc.)
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glennPattonWork wrote: but is the Vilmos particular about his Gin
glennPattonWork wrote: "value" gin
No. I don't think so. :shakes head sadly:
speramus in juniperus
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Hwa?
Did I miss something?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rohan Leuva wrote: What do you think?
Mmmmmm Salma. Salma bring me bacon. Mmmmmm Salma bringing me bacon and giving me massage.
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Stop right there! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Why? This story has a happy ending.
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Not for Salma, not for Salma.
speramus in juniperus
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Not one I wish to hear about...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I am not sure, but has it to do with this[^]?
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From that article, I see Pete is still using the Oliver Stone disguise.
speramus in juniperus
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Pete WAKE UP
your dreaming again
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: Pete WAKE UP
your dreaming again
He is?
That's a relief.
I thought he'd finally managed to break into my orgy chamber.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tell me more: What sort of bacon is it?
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Ultimately, nothing matters. You will die, we will all die. The Earth will die. Eventuallly the universe will probably die a cold, cold lonely death. Possibly even time itself will die. The universe doesn't care a rat's ass about it al either.
I may have been affected by spending the last week UI testing.™
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Keith Barrow wrote: You will die, we will all die. The Earth will die. Eventuallly the universe will probably die a cold, cold lonely death.
Keith Barrow wrote: I may have been affected by spending the last week UI testing.™
I understand how the latter can lead to the the former. I was almost ready to go out and do my part to make the first come true after only two days of UI testing.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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