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Why would someone print a wikipedia page ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: Why would someone print a wikipedia page ?
- If it describes the critical map points showing where the treasure is buried.
- If it contains the documentation on how to boot my particular computer into safe mode and all the boot options.
- If it describes how to recover my unbootable system (I already needed it for Ubuntu)
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: Maximilien wrote: Why would someone print a wikipedia page ?
H.Brydon wrote: - If it describes the critical map points showing where the treasure is buried.
No, there is a better App for that - Google Maps
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Neat! Tick, VG.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Good one. 
.AK.
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Not something I'd use but nice to know about the concept.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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The Team Bulding Committee at my place of work has broken all employees into teams. Each team must design and build a mini-golf hole with a halloween theme to create a course for everyone to play through. I'm trying to think of an idea for my team. I thought starting with some kind of pun would be good. And people here seems pretty good at them. So please give me your best halloween and golf theme pun. All I've been able to come up with is "Howl in one".
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That pretty much applies year-round though...
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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The ghost club ?
The fairway tale ?
The green potion ?
The tiger balls ? (Wait, what ?)
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Golf is flog spelled backwards....
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Make sure one of the courses is by the water cooler, include a sand-witch or two for the hungry.
Make the 6th course 666.
Put a giant stake (upside down cone or something) and a bat (baseball and animals) for one of the courses instead of a tee and a club.
Plenty of nekkid bloody girl pix would make it more festive. Sign that says "Gentlemen Only! Ladies For-beddin'! 
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Sign that says "Gentlemen Only! Ladies For-beddin'!
Now I agree with the sentiment but what has that to do with Halloween or did you just feel you were on a roll and kept going!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Your last bit nailed it.
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So your team is only designing a single hole? Let's see...
Scarecrow: Obstacles are made up of bits and pieces of a disassembled scarecrow. Hole is a carved pumpkin, with the goal of getting the ball into the pumpkin's mouth.
Boneyard: Obstacles are made of tombstones and mounds from which zombie hands are emerging. Hole is a skull without a jaw or front teeth. Bonus if you can arrange to have hands move (distraction and occasional obstruction) and get the skull to chomp up and down.
Creepy road: Twisting course requiring lots of bank shots, with signs at the corners ("A straight-edged blade / Without our cream / May leave you bloody / Before you can scream / Burma-Shave") Goal is to hit the ball through the door of a mansion at the top of the hill.
That's all I got for now.
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Little green men are fair game for Hallowe'en, these days.
Shame on you for not immediately thinking of Bob.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My company is only partially programmers. Most of them wouldn't get it. Good idea, though.
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This sounds more like something out of The Office than real life
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That's very very old news. This[^]'s latest one.
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Did you see that page fully?
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At first I just saw a link labeled Current winners list[^] at the bottom which lead to a page saying "No winners have been found for competition CodeProject Ten Million Members Celebration Giveaway".
The fail at the bottom was much more visible than the interstitial text that I only found because your comment implied that it existed somewhere.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Take a look at the page. It tells you who won each prize.
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