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What to do when you start losing your Keyboa
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Goddammit Dave. Can't you ever finish anyth
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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HummingBird wrote: The're cheap.
So is Dave! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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And so are some other things[^].
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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I imagine that you would rut
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...religion?
Well, I'm an atheist, so what have I got to lose? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Johnny J. wrote: Well, I'm an atheist, so what have I got to lose?
Your mind, when you "see the light", and later your hair, when you join a monastery.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: when you join a monastery
I would rather join a nunnery and see if I could get into the nuns habits... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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You'd probably have to make a certain sacrifice, first.
Have you got a bread knife?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We could then call him Sistem Bobbit
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Or Sister Can't-act-as-he'd-like.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You'd probably have to make a certain sacrifice, first.
Surely you don't mean....
...I should make them sandwiches? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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That's the way to a man's heart.
You're starting to worry me...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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RyanDev wrote: But atheism is a religion.
Yes, in the same way that "not playing football" is a hobby. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Indeed. One I am very good at.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Johnny J. wrote: so what have I got to lose?
Debbie?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Sounds like you already lost it.
I think CP has a box of lost & found stuff around here somewhere...
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That's the soapbox - Don't go there, it mainly contains lost souls and forgotten, old jokes.
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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A forgotten joke is a new joke. 
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MehGerbil wrote: A forgotten joke is a new joke.
Combine that sentence with a load of Gin.
Now, that explains a lot
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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What to do when you start losing your mind?
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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Fear not, you're in the right place! 
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Marco Bertschi wrote: What to do when you start losing your mind?
Take small drinks and lose all sense of spelling.
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