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I'm reliably informed by a gentleman with an African-sounding name that I'm due some inheritance, so I'll guess I'll retire.
He seems like a nice fellow, so I subscribed him to every newsletter here[^] and place that keeps you up to date with the latest quilts and quilting news, and of course, this site[^]. When I get home, I predict he'll start finding e-mails from the sorts of sites that feature ladies en dishabille .
The curious thing is his e-mail address is from the domain undp.org, but he has asked me to reply to an odd-looking hotmail account directly, if I want the inheritance.
Totally unsophisticated.
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Can you lend me a few quid? Just till I get paid like...
speramus in juniperus
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I can, but can you send me £100 for administrative costs (stamps, release fees etc) and your bank details so I can release unto you the sum of £1,000,000 GBP.
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Keith Barrow wrote: send me £100 for administrative costs (stamps, release fees etc) and your bank details so I can release unto you the sum of £1,000,000 GBP
How about you take that £100 from my £1,000,000 and send me the remaining £999900 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Just till I get paid like
Or "Forever" as the rest of us call it... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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You didn't fall for that did you?
I was told by this other gentleman with and African sounding name that you guy is a complete fraudster and not to have any dealings with him that the funds were not with him but with my gentleman.
Hadn't thought of subscribing them to BS awesome idea. Kudos!
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Make sure you're not subscribing it to some poor guy who just had his account password hacked.
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If you were to google 'Smartbel Global Intercom'...
Well, after the Paid For link, see who is third.
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4th on Google's Swiss version (Proof[^]).
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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The three in front all belong to the manufacturer.
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I thought so - Nevertheless, you are only 4th 
JK, congrats!
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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His evil plan obvously worked. Your link now shows "pink puked" in third place.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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You're 4th on my results
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Still WOW, a front page item on google!
I have never had that before.
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That would be a big deal .. if the query wasn't so specific.
If you google Dalek Dave, you're 1st.
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All I typed in was the name of the product
To get a hit like that was amazing.
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WOW.. Simply WOW...
You are 3rd (Google India) beating even the manufacturer in Ireland and UK...
Really interesting ! Was there any special SEO efforts. You must share some tips.
PS: There is no "Fav Icon" shown in the address bar.
Thanks,
Milind
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It is part of a very large site so maybe that helps.
Also I hit it on Twitter and FB (By 'I' I mean my Marketing Dalek, Michelle).
On top of which I have links on my works website, my other personal websites etc.
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Yes, external linking and social media linking helps a lot. So better half is better help too 
Saw your site today, though read lots post while it was in making like version mis-match and all. Looks quite decent. Did you get the UI designed or one-man-army?
Thanks,
Milind
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Third party freeware called Open Cart.
Then you tweak it to your needs.
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Spam! Spam! Nuke the dalek! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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I did not spam, I was merely pointing people to the THIRD position.
By a strange co-incidence I happen to be in fourth
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Same on IN too. Congrats!
But a little bragging right here! I got to the first once (as still there) on a blog post about droid stuff!
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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Careful:
6. Any personal attacks, any spam, any advertising, any trolling, or any abuse of the rules will result in your account being removed.
This thread could be viewed as construed to get people "upping" your site in the rankings.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There is only so many ups it requires
No, not spamming, merely shock and awe at how high it has got.
Also, I do not mention the company by name, and if I did it would be to the regular hilarity and piss taking that I get here as a matter of course.
I do have some spare red buckets if you want one.
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