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Serious drawback with that logic: some people only know VB...
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True. There are sickos and code pervs wherever you go. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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English.
But only in sentences, written, composed of words containing only the first seven letters. Plus some stuff based upon superstition.
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pkfox wrote: C# for me, C++ when they make me.
The other way around for me.
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So a tooth broke. Fractured in the gum leaving the root tip in the bone. Bit down on a frozen snickers bar. 3 weeks ago. Been sort of painful and wobbly but you get used to it.
Anyway, went to the dentist today and he tugged it out. Broken top bit came out pretty easy - by the time he said you won't feel a thing I didn't feel a thing.
Then he had to work out the tip embedded into my jaw. That did make me wince.
So now I'm a tooth down but at least it doesn't hurt and stopped bleeding pretty quickly. Course, I think the drugs he injected me with might be lulling me into a false sense of happiness.
Moral of that tale: frozen peanuts are bloody hard. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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:ouch: - I would have thought the moral of the story was to thaw your snickers bar before you chomp onto it !
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Garth J Lancaster wrote: I would have thought the moral of the story was to thaw your snickers bar before
you chomp onto it !
Yeah, that too! 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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well, hope the pain is gone - Im the wuss who refuses to get a titanium implant to fix a gap after a bad crown job, so, I should shuddup
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Ugh. Hope you feel better soon.
/ravi
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Beware potato crisps and toast crust until the gum hardens...
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Get well soon... ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Ouch. My mom knows that feeling, as she has broken one of her teeth three times so far.
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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Ouch.
I feel for you and I am glad that it is all fixed up.
My only question is, why do you freeze a snickers bar?
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: My only question is, why do you freeze a snickers bar?
Snickers Ice Cream bar[^], straight from the freezer.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I just don't get some people.
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I didn't enjoy the 80s as much as I should have at the time. I was still in the 70s. I listen to 80s music a lot more now -- on cable. I want my 80s-era MTV!
And I was thinking of getting a mullet... 
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One of the best things I did was unplug outside of work. I use the computer sometimes, but it's mostly for researching fitness. It's been very positive for my family, and the best part.... I don't have to wear a mullet.
If it moves, compile it
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At least they can look froward to partying like it's 1999.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The McMillans, at home, have given up all technology that was introduced to the world after 1986.
So, a slightly updated version of the Amish then?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The year is 1985, the IBM PC is 3 years old, and Microsoft is on the rise[^]. [cue the theme from Jaws] 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: The year is 1985, the IBM PC is 3 years old, and Microsoft is on the rise[^].
And 30 years later, nothing about his personality appears to have changed. Except maybe he smiled a bit more then.
Marc
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Agreed. He's still the same pratt now as he was then. It must irk him that he was always in Bill's shadow. The light of genius never shined in his corner of the room.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I'd previously dismissed touchscreen swipe keyboards as idiotic and without any redeeming value.
But earlier today I discovered that for filling a form with dummy data that smeary-smeary-smear allowed me to be lazier than tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint-tapity-fingerprint did for a given value of filler. On the other elephant even when I try smearing real words instead of random values its fail rate is high enough to sustain the remainder of my snarking.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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