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Star Wars: Episode VI. Return Of The Jedi.
It's one of the deleted scenes - there's an adult's only version involving a frustrated Luke Skywalker, having discovered that he's been having fantasies about his sister, and a group of Ewoks.
modified 21-Aug-13 13:36pm.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: there's an adult's only version involving a frustrated Luke Skywalker, having discovered that he's been having fantasies about his sister, and a group of Ewoks.
I heard that was Yoda having fantasies with Luke's sister?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Groundhog Day[^]
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Groundhog Day[^]
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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The truck was carrying around 40,000 pounds of beer, but very little, if any, spilled.
Ah, that's alright then!
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The truck was carrying around 40,000 pounds of American beer, but very little, if any, was drinkable.
FTFY
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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Monitor wipe in aisle three!
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What, you took a mouthful of schlitz?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's best if you don't laugh at Americans,
Seing as much like our beer, we're also terrible at taking criticism,
while we're at it, we're also terrible at picking sides in "Arab Spring" countries...
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I'll grant you most American aisle(*) beers aren't worth the effort to have your kidneys process them, but some American beers are drinkable. I think Samuel Adams Boston Lager is pretty good, for example.
(*) Beers sold in Wal-Mart on pallets in the aisle.
Software Zen: delete this;
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However, it was probably piss, not Samuel Adams.
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Gary Wheeler wrote: Samuel Adams Boston Lager is pretty good
Agreed. Budweiser, on the contrary is just yellow water..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Budweiser does tend to be an aisle beer...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: very little, if any, spilled.
... yet. That will happen when the cans are opened.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: The truck was carrying around 40,000 pounds of beer, but very little, if any, spilled.
Just the one the driver was holding.
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Is this why they found a dead body today? (Hit by several vehicles).
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So they staggard around a bit.
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Wildlife was probably disappointed.
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The driver can hold his beer.
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As I think I might have mentioned before, this week I have been tasked with adding some features and generally tidying up a label print app written in VB. I also might have mentioned before the following points
1.) I've not touched VB before(even in Uni),
2.) That the code is a mess and has had more hacks than Fleet Street.
3.) The Original Author chose not to comment any of the code.
Well it turns out I was wrong regarding point 3. I've just come across this single word comment before a particularly horrible piece of code.
'Sorry
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That's not an apology.
Look further down, just after that piece of ordure - it continues:
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