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Cold coffee?
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Capital of Indonsia
Seriously what is it?
A Database?
A Methodology?
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Are you sure? I heard, it now belongs to Oracle.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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So is it something to predict the future then ?
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Yep. Java's future does look a bit less bright since Oracle came.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Maybe Oracle's future does look a bit dark because of java :P
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Certainly. They have been at war with Great Fenwick for centuries.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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I see you know that old movie with Peter Sellers
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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The capital of Indonesia is Jakarta. Java is the main island of Indonesia, where Jakarta is located, though.
Eduardo León
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Told ya I didn't know what Java was
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Norm .net wrote: What's Java?
Portable VB/C#. Also known as COBOL of 21st century.
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Patent-troll's wet dream!
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Not my cuppa tea anyway
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It's what you have first thing in the morning and quickly expel an hour later!
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More like a nightmare
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RaviSantlani wrote: everyone here looks like .net developer to me now
Yep - all VB'ers
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C#'ers
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luisnike19a wrote: C#'ers
That's what I said: VB'ers
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I dont know much about Java language. I learned Core java when I was in college and I always had a fear with that language
I believe in LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT...
Bcoz I have loved my Mother...
even since I opened my eyes...(ICAN)
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Shilpi Boosar wrote: I always had a fear with that language
Me too, at the college days.
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