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Jacek Gajek wrote: family
Have you met my family?
Jacek Gajek wrote: frieds
Very fattening
Jacek Gajek wrote: love
No chance - not "this week"
Jacek Gajek wrote: God
No sky pixies here, thank you
Jacek Gajek wrote: a light breeze
What indoors? It's bl@@dy freezing out there! I'd have to find the draft and fix it, when I could be spending quality time on the computer...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Oh man, I didn't want to be you, but everything solvable:
OriginalGriff wrote: Have you met my family?
Breed a new one (Come to Brazil)
OriginalGriff wrote: Very fattening Unsure
Meet other people (Come to Brazil)
OriginalGriff wrote: No chance - not "this week"
Find love (Come to Brazil)
OriginalGriff wrote: No sky pixies here, thank you
God is Brazilian, you'll find Him here (Come to Brazil)
OriginalGriff wrote: What indoors? It's bl@@dy freezing out there!
Go to the south hemisphere (Come to Brazil)
OriginalGriff wrote: spending quality time on the computer
You obviously have no idea of what quality time is (Come to Brazil and you'll realize what I'm talking about)
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What is even better, all of it can be solved without coming to Brazil. It's really cool that you can make life beatiful if you really want to.
Greetings - Jacek
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You really got the idea
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OriginalGriff wrote: No sky pixies here, thank you
Ehm, Christmas is a religious holiday so it's weird to spend Christmas without mentioning about Jezus Christ's birdth .
BTW: I did not turn a compuyter on since 22 december and I feel good, nana nana nana, I've got you, nana nana nana nana, I fee... oops sorry.
Greetings - Jacek
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Jacek Gajek wrote: Christmas is a religious holiday
Where have you been the last thirty years?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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In Poland. Some people still go to church and read Bible on Christmas here.
Greetings - Jacek
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Some one don't like your answer and down vote you . Have a 5.
Yes U Can ...If U Can ,Dream it , U can do it ...ICAN
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Shilpi Boosar wrote: Some one don't like your answer World Peace and down vote you
FTFY
BTW Thanks
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LOL
Yes U Can ...If U Can ,Dream it , U can do it ...ICAN
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Nice Catch!!
You keep an eye on last year's survey...Too good.
Why you have been downvoted!
Anyway I have countered it with 5!!
Believe Yourself™
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Gandalf - The White wrote: Nice Catch!!
You keep an eye on last year's survey...Too good.
Yeah, Rewind is good for particular things.
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Rumors told me that Wix Burn[^] will be shortly released after Duke Nukem Forever.
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wow! 41% ++
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Like you couldn't guess that was going to happen.
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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You just want things which are you already can do those. Start to think big! Something like hard to do. I may want a job something like God's vice president. Gonna see my resume and i believe gonna hire me. Of course God boss and everybody wants a boss like God.
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uzunyusuf wrote: Of course God boss and everybody wants a boss like God.
Speak for yourself! Sky pixies are not my bag...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Well, I think people don't interest with God's work ads. Especially there is a big financial crisis in last years and lots of people fired. This is a big chance for them. This is going to be a big employment. And also you can apply where ever you want.
Ads:
You want hired? Just die today and find a job forever.
You get bored your workplace. We have lots of options for you.
Don't you want to die. Who doesn't? Or Who will not!
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Here are my biggest wishes:
Avances in...
- Artificial General Intelligence (AGI)
- Nanotechnology
- Robotics
- Biotechnology
Quickly leading to a Utopia where an "All of the above" is automatic. Yay!
Edit: Except Duke Nukem Forever.
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Stopped waiting for Duke Nukem Forever when I was in HS. At this point, I can't get excited about a last generation game
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. . . cause I don't get no respect . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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LOL,
Me too sometimes... heck all the time.
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Sorry, sometimes I can be a hot-head.
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