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Why, oh why?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Oh yeah. This'll work well over RDP...
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That's about as useful as an elevator in an outhouse.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Or a screen door on a submarine
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Or tits on a boar hog.  
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Or a kickstand on a tank
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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// install
// activate
// TODO: work
veni bibi saltavi
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..and she calls me "Dad".
Work? How does that make me awesome?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It should have a transparent background so you can watch videos or TV at the same time.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Your scientists developers were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Cheers,
Vikram.
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cute, but I see turning that off rreeeeeeeaaaaaaaallll fast.
Years ago, before days of headphones I worked in a shop that used Sun workstations (they had audio). A few of us would set up our machines to "Doh!" on errors and other typos. So after a month of "Doh!" again and again, it faded. I see this visual effect incredibly annoying.
How about fixing your OS Microsoft?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I had it enabled for at least 30 seconds before my left eye started twitching. Was fun while it lasted.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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FX's! Yes! Take all my RAM Memory!
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Why is this not in VS2022 already?! 
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Ha! Dang, you Windows developers (embedded developer here) have all the fun. Does it come with explosion sounds? That would make it really annoying.
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We embedded developers have IDEs that make VisualStudio 6 look futuristic - and I used Vs6 for 7 long, long, long years.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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For the last 15 years of my career (retired now), I was pretty much relegated to using TI's Code Composer Studio. It initially was very VS6 like but they eventually switched to Eclipse, what a pig. I pretty much only used it for debug purposes.
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...Not because of my calculation skills but because I go to sleep when left unattended for more than 5 minutes.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Whehe 
At least you're saving resources, kind of 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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They need to be kept cool.
This week the office decided that the air conditioning could be switched off and heating switched on instead. Now it is uncomfortably warm at my desk to the extent that I can't think straight and my productivity has plummeted. Why do they do this? Aargh!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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� Forogar � wrote: Why do they do this?
Because.
My wife's school district controls the heating and cooling of EVERY school in the county from the central office.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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At least you do not have to wear gloves w/ the fingertips cut off as I once did However better to be overly cool than warm Easier to put gloves on then take off gloves one is not wearing and stifling heat is something I know something about I do not wish it on anyone except one or two previous co-workers May they stifle in heck - Cheerio
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Come to work in T-shirt and shorts (under your normal work clothing) then remove the outer layer. Perhaps they'll get the idea...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Speedos will work better!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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