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Do pirates not play card games because they stand on the deck?
Last "themed" TotD for the moment at least - as far as I know. Things may change, who can tell?
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Pirates play Cribbage. They use someone's peg leg as the board.
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You have to watch them or they'll club you!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
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Especially when standing on the poop.
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Maybe seeing a one eyed jack hits a little too close to home for them.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Last one??
I mast say I won’t be mizzen them!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Mast you make jokes like that?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I hate to break it to you Griff but there is scientific proof that all pirate jokes are bad.
It’s called the walk-the-plank’s constant
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, that was pi-rated.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Aram Khachaturian - Sabre Dance[^]
This week, @Ed-Aymami posted his alternative SOTW, Edvard Grieg, and I stuck with the classical theme.
Coincidence has it that I recently created a playlist with all my favorite tracks from the past 15 years or so, and some classical pieces have made it into that list.
For some reason, I always hear the same subset of songs, even though I play the list on shuffle.
One of those songs is Aram Khachaturian's Sabre Dance from his ballet Gayaneh.
Sabre Dance is an awesome piece, it's fast and has lots of percussion.
I can also recommend the entire ballet, which also has lots of percussion (for a classical piece).
Back when I was a kid, like six to nine years old, I had a couple of cassettes with stories and fairy tales.
One of those cassettes had Treasure Island (or in Dutch "Schateiland") on them and this song was the soundtrack, loved that one as a kid.
I can still hear an ominous voice saying "SCHAAAATEILAAAAND" with this song playing in the back 
So this is a SOTW that's been 25 years in the making 
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Shortest. SOTW. Ever!
(...possibly.)
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I know them, they were somewhat successful in the 70's over here.
I think my dad used to listen to them when he was young, loooong before I was born 
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I have almost all their albums and also listened to them before you were born. 
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Good choice for tonight.
Kinda funny. Even though the tune was fast and pacy, it managed to settle my nerves after watching my team, Manly Sea Eagles (Rugby League), bow out of of the finals tonight after a very exciting match.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Thank you Mr. Feynman I quite enjoyed it I am looking forward to hearing it through My Jadis Orchestra Black when one of its defective tubes is replaced - Cheerio
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But in medieval times they were called Lance a lot.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
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I know a name where all the wankers must have that name. Even their favorite toy[^] was named after them.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I assume there is a typo in the subject?
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Anniversay post...had no idea. 
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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this joke was actually better!
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Reserved queen for fighting the enemy. (9)
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Best I can come up with is ADVERSARY, but I can't justify it all.
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