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Tesla-tequila
Cheers!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Musk has such a fan base that he would even sell portable flame-throwers or ugly angular cars if he produced any.
Wait a second...
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Musk could probably sell "The Homer[^]". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Stop feeding him with bad ideas, because you know what Elon does with bad ideas : he makes them happen.
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Un caballito? Arriba!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Why 21?!
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Rocket fuel.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Quote: Pfizer's vaccine needs to be stored at about minus 75 degrees Celsius, which is about 50 degrees colder than any vaccine currently used in the United States.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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No, you misunderstand.
It's called Upselling.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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True too.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Someone here pointed out that we should invest in dry ice real quick. While it was meant as a joke, I am starting to think it may indeed be a good idea...
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Tulip mania.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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It's just cold acquisition.
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Canada will be fine
cheers
Chris Maunder
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But only for half of the year!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I reckon we only need 6 more months and then we'll be turning the corner.
I have my government issued plaid jacket and toque prepared.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Apple is pretty legendary at making a mountain out of a molehill, marketing-wise, but I think they hit a new low with them talking up the fanless macbook Air, and then in the next breath introducing "Active cooling" in the new macbook Pro.
Active cooling. You mean...a fan?
It just feels a bit off given the atmosphere of rewriting reality that's been rampant lately.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Code words for that sucker is over-heating.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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They could have used more technical terms like :
Forced Draught, or
Forced Convection.
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Chilly chilly bang bang! 
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It seems they are running out of funs 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I'm surprised they haven't "invented" liquid cooling yet.
Which would obviously need a yearly change of "Apple Juice"
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Chris Maunder wrote: fanless macbook Air
Oh the irony.
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No Kool-Aid for you.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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explorer, deliberate typo. What a piece of work. Microsoft trumpets a Windows 10 update with something round, and they cannot spend a little time on Windows Explorer, the red headed step child (apologies to gingers everywhere). I do a search, I get all of the results... I want to sort by date - and it searches again?  
Imbeciles
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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