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They say you experience a "loss of smell".
My wife would be really happy if I didn't smell anymore.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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On the odor hand...
/ravi
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TP shortage? 
Sorry, I just had to nose in.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Oh sheet... I can see you're on a roll!
/ravi
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O deur, did you really have to tell us about that? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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No need to tell. The Smell propagates...
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Feh.
Real men don't smell like perfume.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But a mixture of arm pit and lube pit.
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Hmm. I described one of my work projects as THE PRODUCT FROM CTHULHU's ARMPIT the other day.
Software Zen: delete this;
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You're right. He probably smells like gun oil? 
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When first heard I dismissed it as just aroma about you - but I suppose it's true.
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And a loss of taste, which isn't surprising since the two are closely related. Apparently with a fairly rapid onset.
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If you had a crystal ball, would you sit down really carefully?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I see a very bad pun in your past.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Only one? 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Earlier puns are proscribed under the Statue of Limitations. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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and would you require a medium to diagnose STDs?
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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A lot less carefully than if I had two.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shouldn't that be "a lot more carefully than if you had two?
If I was down to one, I'd be a lot more careful with it...
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Picture him in a wild dance - with two of them they could bang together with disastrous ramifications. With one, not so much.
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Ok, clearly you've given this more thought than I did.
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Look, it's a real thing, OK?
Don't mock the afflicted! 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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