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7-foot-7 'Game of Thrones' actor Neil Fingleton dies at 36[^]
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This year is already off to a very bad start with deaths...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A Giraffe's heart is 2 ft long and pumps at 150 bpm. And that is for an animal 5 meters tall.
If matey boy didnt have something proportionate, almost a foot long, then its not a surprise it gave out.
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He was a regular back round the ol' home town - always had time to talk to people; a genuinely nice lad. This is a real shame. Hannah is devastated; she met him for the first time last year and he took the time to chat with her (the height difference made this look very odd).
This space for rent
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The Psion returns! Meet Gemini, the 21st century pocket computer
Psion, was a lion, in iron (Reg readers called it)
The original Psion designers have returned to put the classic British pocket computer in a modern body.
Want. Now. 
veni bibi saltavi
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A headphone socket?
So behind the times...
(On the "get one" list, anyway)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So after scraping the bottom of the barrel for work for a while now, I am at the opposite end of the spectrum. If any more comes in I may need to either reject it or put a long lead in onto it.
I currently have:
- A full time 40 hour/week contract moving to permanent;
- Supporting a charity's web site around 20 hours/week;
- An old project [pasim] resurrected over the weekend as someone's now paying.
Damned work! It certainly is the curse of the drinking classes.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: So after scraping the bottom of the barrel for work for a while now
I know that feeling 
Nagy Vilmos wrote: If any more comes in I may need to either reject it or put a long lead in onto it.
pity that lead wouldnt extend to Aus
good stuff anyway Nagy, happy for you
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However, drinking classes usually take their revenge on work.
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The working day is purely espresso driven. 5 so far today. 
veni bibi saltavi
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That used to be my day as well.
Now, no more than 2 cups are allowed. 
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an italian klingon with only 2 espressi per day? 
that's odd
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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True, sadly. 
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Aha! A cunning plan!
Get so hyped up on caffeine that you have to counter it with gin!
I'll make a note of that one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Egads. I'd be doing the John-Hurt-at-a-spaghetti-dinner thing if I downed five espressos in a single morning.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: John-Hurt-at-a-spaghetti-dinner thing
Like in 'Alien'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I guess it's the hungarian [by marriage] in me
My FIL used to make coffee so strong your eyes watered before you drank anything. I got used to drinking strong coffee and I habitually drink while cogitating. Works in my cube, as all the best code-monkeys say.
veni bibi saltavi
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I come by it through my maternal grandmother. She made coffee so strong the family referred to it as battery acid. I make mine strong, but unfortunately it has to be 80% decaf to keep my blood pressure down .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Code 5x faster?
Bryian Tan
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: working day is purely espresso driven. 5 so far today...
...Resting heart rate is at 197bpm. Normal thus far.
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raddevus wrote: 197bpm. Normal thus far
...for a cheetah during its sprint. I conclude that you use the Agile development methodology.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A week made of 168 hours... You have about 100 hours to spend. 50 to more work and 50 to drink to forget all that work... I believe in 50 hours one can drink a lot...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Luckily I don't sleep too much
I have nowt to do at the weekends really, so I am capable of doing 20+ hours Saturday and Sunday and then I normally do 2-3 hours when I get back in the evening.
veni bibi saltavi
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So - interestingly:
About a year and a half ago I went from contractor to FT/permanent (only 35hr/week, same money!)
I handle a website for a twelve-lodge district (charitable part)
Currently, I can hardly handle a single shot of booze. So, now you know where you are headed.
R.I.P. ?
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When I was, albeit much younger, I was supporting the retail operations for a large bank in Hungary; that's how I first went there. It wasn't unknown or even rare to work 18hrs straight through and 100 hour weeks were common. The last thing I could say was that I didn't have time for a small sherry* once in a while**. 
* Okay, a large number of G&T's
** daily
veni bibi saltavi
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Always better to turn work away then to not have enough.
Time to up the rates?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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