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Commit Strip OTD: The Dark Side of Coding: The cross[^]
So...any of you want to volunteer for a lynching party and admit they do that?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There are times I'm glad I don't do front-end work - this is one of them
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OriginalGriff wrote: any of you want to volunteer for a lynching party and admit they do that?
Anyone who works for MS is guilty of that -- but it didn't just display an ad; it installed an entire ad-delivery system.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Uncomfortably close to a previous job I have had 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So around the office we have this thing on Valentine's Day where we buy gifts for each other anonymously. A bit silly IMO, but I don't complain about chocolate.
But this year I didn't get chocolate. I got a six-pack of Guinness and two packs of cigarettes.
Should I be:
A) Happy to have what I like and pleased that my co-workers know me so well.
B) Disturbed by the focus on my vices.
C) Concerned by the fact that my co-workers are feeding me poison.
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Why are you still indoors near a computer? Parks don't have benches in your world?
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I've got the beer in the office fridge, but it isn't cold (cool) yet.
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I think you should be highly offended. Stand in the middle of the office and shout "NO GIN? NO TONIC? YOU'RE BARBARIANS!"
veni bibi saltavi
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Ahh the modern day Andy Capp 
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D) Be thankful that they didn't check your browser history, because whips and handcuffs would have been more embarrassing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: because whips and handcuffs would have been more embarrassing.
Are you kidding? That's how I decorate my office. It scares the newbies away so I don't have to mentor them.
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Well, hopefully you got them one of these.[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Want one for skiing!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Now we know what they do with Zoidbergs when they die.
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Cool, but what on earth were you searching for to stumble across this? 
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nuff said, I would have thought. 
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Not sure how Chris, Sean and the gang will take you slagging off Bloody Code Project.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Anyone know of a better CMS out there right now besides good ol' WP? I've used Orchard before, and I'm not against using it again. However, I need to recommend one soon, and I'm curious to know if there's something out there cool.
Keep in mind, the users I'd be recommending this too are familiar with WP already (from a user standpoint), so I'm inclined to keep with that. But, inquiring minds want to know what's what, and all...
Jeremy Falcon
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BlogEngine.net !!!
Definitely.
I've attempted to use multiple PHP-based ones (Drupal, WP, Joomla) and they are all annoying and unsecure IMO.
I've incorporated BlogEngine.net in my main site ( C'YaPass: Forget All Your Passwords [^] if you want to check it out)
BlogEngine.NET isn't perfect but it's much nicer than the others. It also incorporates flexible design so it looks quite good on mobile devices.
Good luck.
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Thanks for this! I've been kinda looking for something for my personal site to kick it up and reorganize it after it was hazord... this looks like a good starting point.
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Thanks man. I'll check them out.
Jeremy Falcon
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I use BlogEngine on my blog but it is only really suitable for very simple blogs. It lacks even the most basic of plugins, so you'll quickly end up customizing "manually" with code instead of using ready to go plugins. For example, I had to write JavaScript to track external links and downloads in Google analytics and I don't know if or when I'll get around to integrating a proper newsletter system.
WP is fat and slow and messy but you can basically drag and drop plugins that do just about everything you could ever want.
So, depends what your needs are. I hate WP personally but it is often the best choice for customers. We're developing a new option that I think .NET devs will really appreciate though 
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