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We've haddock enough of your silly puns. Halibut you stop trawling for laughs.
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So long and thanks for all the fish
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I'd never take them fishing as I'm more like a Slothfather.
Although I do enjoy nightly bug hunting so I could be a Mothfather.
Perhaps we'll stop at a bar for some alcohol, Shotfather.
I'll dress in black and put on some depressing makeup as I'm also a Gothfather.
Actually, I don't have kids at all and I'm just a shingle looking to get nailed[^]
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Sander Rossel wrote: Actually, I don't have kids at all
Definitely a Slothfather then...
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I wouldn't have it any other way
Of all the things I am being not-a-father is the most awesome!
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Unless you happen to be royalty. Then you are the kingfisher.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Did that one come easy, or did you have to mullet over?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
If you take your kids fishing, are you the Codfather? |
Why would you fish for your own kind?
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Can we turtle these fish puns?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Do you mean I should fin-ish with them?
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There is no need to keep carping on about them.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You're trying to put me in my plaice, aren't you?
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Holy mackerel, I can't tackle this any more.
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Yeah, it's gilling me.
/ravi
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Sorry Ravi, that one was a sinker.
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Thanks for letting minnow.
/ravi
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First, one must be the father and not the mother.
Second, a Cod must be caught.
Third, as to being the actual Codfather, if yer the father of the Cod.... somethin' fishy definitely goin' on...!
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On a scale of one to ten, this pun really is floundering. Bottom fishing if ever I saw it. I was totally sharked that you would have no conch-ence whatsoever.
The moray of this story has not yet been fully flayed out.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Is the catfishing too?
Don't make the kids go deepwater flathead and let the Oldwife [^] stay home.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Do people here actually like the Oracle database?
Especially when compared to SQL Server.
It seems everything I did so easily in SQL Server seems to be difficult or even impossible in Oracle.
So far I like the for loops and the some_table.some_column%type type declarations.
I'm not looking for Oracle hate or a religious war.
I really just want to know what's so great about Oracle so I can enjoy it too (so far it's been mostly frustration).
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Sander Rossel wrote: I really just want to know what's so great about Oracle
Well, it's got a cooler name...
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Worked at a place once that had MS developer tools w/MVC front-end with an Oracle backend. Oracle has a set of plugins/extensions for VS, that makes integrating with VS and Entity Framework, a lot easier.
It took a while to get used to some things, like schemas (oracle) versus individual databases(SQL Server), etc. PL-SQL is nice, but I found that many people would put too much business logic in there, for my taste.
Sander Rossel wrote: so far it's been mostly frustration
It can be, no doubt.
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Slacker007 wrote: Oracle has a set of plugins/extensions for VS, that makes integrating with VS and Entity Framework, a lot easier. We wanted to use those, but then...Slacker007 wrote: many people would put too much business logic in there Those people took over and used their own tools... Now EVERYTHING is a package
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Worked at one place where the Oracle packages make web calls back out to services, including constructing and posting XML messages to SAP.. Jeez!
Oracle is (IMO) more powerful than SQL Server, but I'm not sure that's always a good thing? It seems to make it too easy to create a bad system architecture in the long run.
I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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