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...with just the one Nanna nap last evening in front of the TV. Going to bed in a few minutes and don't feel like sleeping a bit.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Too late - even during that Nanna nap the pods had time to take over.
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Don't make a habit of it. I once had a job where everybody suffered from that more or less and it has really ugly consequences.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Minecraft will still be there when you wake up. Go on, go to bed. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Michael Martin wrote: and don't feel like sleeping a bit
Get a pound of grapes, eat them and go to bed.
Sleep is more important than food. You can do a week without food, but not without sleep.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It reminds me of the line. 'I had salad for lunch. It was a fruit salad. It had grapes in it. Only grapes. The grapes had been squashed. And fermented. Okay, I had wine for lunch.'
veni bibi saltavi
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It's the Michael Martin filter that's keeping you awake at night, isn't it?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Admit it, all his posts go straight to the mod queue now without any of the fancy heuristics!
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm insulted!
Obviously we use a random number generator to decide which goes in and which goes through.
"No fancy heuristics". Sheesh!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I have griped about this bunch before so forgive me. This time, though, I've had enough. Once a year I go through this complicated dance where they offer to raise the price of the service and I have to talk to someone for at least 30 minutes to get it back to reasonable.
This time, however, they simply refused to budge. What was $108 a month for TV, phone and internet about 18 months ago has now jumped to over $160 a month.
No warning, no letter to tell me how much of a favor they are doing me by raising the prices.
And they had the cheek to tell me that the deal I had as a valued customer had run out. So I'm not a valued customer anymore???
So that's it for me - I shall retain the internet service and stream whatever I want to watch - save me over $100 a month and virtually all the TV I want to watch is free anyway.
I simply don't understand the thinking of a business that believes it can simply hike the price and everyone will just pay. Elephant you, TWC.
<RANT>over</RANT>
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Sounds like they're twinned with Virgin in the UK. Stinking rob-dogs, the lot of 'em.
I'll be cancelling my TV at the weekend after yet another inflation-busting price rise.
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I believe your rant tags are misplaced. This means your complain is invalid. Please reformat your rant to comply with accepted standards, and we'll re-evaluate it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Please reformat your rant to comply with accepted standards, and we'll re-evaluate it.
Will that improve his "valued customer" status? 
Marc
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Probably not, but that's no excuse for not following protocol. Without rules, we're just animals.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So he needs to start with the title: "Why TWC sucks today" and move on from there?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Of course.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I cut the cord myself about 3 years ago. Me and my bank account have never been happier.
Interestingly enough, this[^] was just posted today as well.
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I feel your pain. The quoted me $90, and charged me $190.
The CS rep acted shocked and said he could do better. By the time I was done correcting him on all the service charges it was at about the same place.
There is a nice, warm place waiting for those guys.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I truly despise these people. The service reps are clearly taught how to wear you down and soften you up. It's disgusting that they treat existing customers with such utter disdain and disrespect.
Whilst I have to keep the internet service (I grudgingly admit that the TWC internet service is excellent) the TV and phone will be history when I take all the kit back tomorrow after work.
The trouble is that they have not simply failed to grasp the new reality in which we can access content, they are blinkered to a system that attempts to extract as much cash form their customers as possible.
I cannot believe that I will be the only person leaving them because of the latest round of increases.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: What was $108 a month for TV, phone and internet about 18 months ago has now jumped to over $160 a month
I pay 37€/month for TV, phone and internet.
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They need the extra money to pay off the executives who were de-employed during the takeover by Charter.
I dropped the phone and TV two months ago, so my bill is down to $70.
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Is a higher offer morbid?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Puns - apparently a fatal affliction. Perhaps it will pass, unless, of corpse, there is mor-2-tal. Not a bury nice response.
OK - does eating additional gum at a wake make it a more-chew-uary?
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I must admit it's not very often is see a reference involving Tom G. Warrior.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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