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[~]-o10b (8)
Hints:
1. Oh they make everything faster!
2. Guess what? You work on it every day 
3.
PS: Sorry i forgott to set on tuesday, was off for 3 days. Hope someone solves this cause next week im on holidays
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
modified 2-Sep-16 5:52am.
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NOTHING Not enough letters. 
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That's funny, because I have got nothing either! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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4W
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: 2. Guess what? You work on it every day
BUTTOCKS?
Because I sit on mine to work everyday!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was computer ...
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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ECO-TRUMP...
Wait, is that one pseudo-word, or two?
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It's a tragedy and it's great that nobody was hurt but it's quite a show. The real fireworks start around 1:10.
SpaceX Rocket Explodes on Launchpad
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Heard about it on the BBC News Channel, rather unimpressive footage, that is closer and you can see the bang better! 
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Something went very very wrong with the upper stage propellant loading.
Marc
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It was described on BBC news as "an anomaly on the launchpad" which I felt was a little under selling it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Still better than the "rapid unscheduled disassembly" that somebody used a few months ago.
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Foothill wrote: It's a tragedy
Not really, it is just part of rocket science development; things blow up; ideally, they blow up in a controlled way and the rocket goes up instead of everywhere.
Just to highlight the fact that safety measures are really high because of that fact.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Spot on.
The expression "It ain't rocket science" doesn't exist for no good reason.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just hope it does not put a dampener on the program.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Foothill wrote: It's a tragedy
Did they find the code that was responsible?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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if (Rocket.Gremlin != null)
{
Rocket.Gremlin.MessWithPlugsUntilItBreaks(GremlinMischeifLevel.Extreme);
}
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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C# code can't cause this due to the automatic Gremlin-collector.
Must be some all-purpose symbolic instruction code 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They forgot to implement an exception handler.
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Please don't call it an "explosion". We prefer the term "surprise".
The "surprise" occurs at 1:10.
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Who is 'we'? Just asking because I once also belonged to a team thet sent a few rockets on their way and had to deal with malfunctions (as well as saying "Sorry, my fault!" in Russian),
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's actually a joke I took from SNL.
When the reactor accident happened at Three Mile Island in 1979, SNL joked that we are not calling it an "accident", we prefer to call it a "surprise".
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Foothill wrote: It's a tragedy
Since it blocks Zuckerbergs expansion, it is nowhere near a tragedy.
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