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Last one from me[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Things work a little bit different in Arkansas[^] (according to Conan)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's turned out fair[^]
Can we all stop now?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Can we all stop now?
Or should we just slow down[^]? What's the difference?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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She's fair too[^]
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It's only fair[^]
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No, that ain't fair - It's only for VIP's! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I have no idea how to use the phrase correctly.
(And I developed several medical conditions today...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In my search for a good pun for the above heading, I discovered that I might actually be seriously ill[^]!!! 
But to be fair, I suspect that I might not be the only one in this forum... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh carp!
I've been doing "Thought of the Day" for over a year now... 
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Doctor! Now!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Doctor Who? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: I've been doing "Thought of the Day" for over a year now..
That's not an illness - that's a gift. 
/ravi
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The repost police seem to be off their game. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Blimey, give us a break, we can't keep up.
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When they graduate to harder tasks such as dressing themselves it can prove even more tricky.
Exhibit 1[^]
Exhibit 2[^]
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Number one is really unfair ....
he has the handicap of being Mario Balotelli 
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'
Benny Hill
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O...kay.
Little out of left field there, but I'm sure it made sense when you wrote it...
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Really - I forgot the link and it gets removed? Some people have too much power here nowadays.
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Is it you playing silly buggers?
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It's the spam filter, I just let both you messages through.
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No I posted the first message - it went to the spam filter - it got released - somebody deleted it because it didn't make sense as I forgot the link - It got deleted as I was adding the link.
So I create the second post. I add the link. - it goes to the spam filter (as most of my messages do) - somebody reinstates the 1st post - the second post clears the spam filter - I now have two posts and look more stupid than an Aussie Soccer player trying to drink a bottle of water
No wonder we don't get as many posts nowadays.
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