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As a developer LOTS of developments occur every day... When I'm not asleep at my desk 
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Watching stars enabled our ancestors to establish a calendar and indeed to predict future events. At least it worked for future events which depend on the natural cycles of the planet. Don't be too hard on them for not knowing that you can't predict everything this way.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's not the beliefs of the agents that in question.
It the 21st century Spam-for-Brains believers that are in question.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It was a good start, yes - and eventually formed the basis for a scientific investigation: astronomy.
In the same way, alchemy became chemistry because chemistry worked, and alchemy didn't. And the "humours" theory of sickness died when medicine was shown to work a whole lot better.
But there are people who make their money scamming the vulnerable with homeopathy, with crystal healing, and yes - with astrology. And who convince the credulous that the position of Saturn 50+ years ago will cause a tall dark stranger to fall in love with them tomorrow... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: medicine was shown to work a whole lot better.
Well you say that ... but it's been revealed that during a Belgian doctors strike death rates in the country plummeted!
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Member 9082365 wrote: during a Belgian doctors strike death rates in the country plummeted!
The same effect was observed during a doctor's strike in Israel, back in the 1980s.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes...but...how much of that is down to people not being officially dead until a doctor pronounces life deceased? 
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Ha, jokes on you. Some arbitrary thing happened today and you can't prove it wasn't because of the planets. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Does everyone serve a porpoise?
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Only in Whales.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Cetacean needed.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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No, but for a while some people served a Dauphin.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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No, we serve rabbit.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's wabbit season, and I'm hunting wabbits, so be vewy, vewy quiet!
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Now I'm drooling. Too bad my missus refuses to cook rabbit...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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den2k88 wrote: Too bad my missus refuses to cook rabbit...
She makes you eat it raw?! 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Not even that 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Well then, what furry thing would she prefer you eat ?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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0) [Soapbox material]
1) anything else that doesn't bark or meow
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Get a mistress[^]
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You could try doing so yourself 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I dread the day she'll say something like this  
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I only serve the dark lord Cthulhu
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