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Rule 1. Never ever ever use a Windows OS till it is a year old. Surely you know that?
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If a dinosaur is involved in a car accident, is that a Tyrannosaurus wreck?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The Wreckiosaurus was driving.
And that's how Littlefoot's mother really died...
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I just hope the accident did very little arm to him.
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Was he allosaurus the next day?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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:groan:
Software Zen: delete this;
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Only one groan, I'm improving!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well, I just got done weightlifting, so I'm going to be allosaurus tomorrow too.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That joke's so old, it's a dinosaur.
/ravi
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Ow, that's cold blooded!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I didn't know what you meant so I had to look up that word in a thesaurus.
/ravi
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And
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Andy Rooney paddy wagon its tail wind in the Willow sweet chariots of fire and water on the brain my mind is like a drain here we go again over the rainbow bridge of sighs fits all that jazz and blues festival featuring Johnny Winter and
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B. Clay Shannon wrote: Johnny Winter and I wonder how many will get this reference?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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One is the loneliest number
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My C# code just looked like this.
public Export (id) {
}; C# with a JavaScript flavor I guess...
Doing a rather fun project with quite some front-end work.
I know, I just mentioned 'JavaScript' and 'fun' which doesn't work well together, but since JavaScript doesn't seem to go anywhere anytime soon I might as well learn to enjoy it
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Sander Rossel wrote: I might as well learn to enjoy it
Exactly.
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As long as you don't pass a list of functions, that contain some more functions with a list of functions...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You missed some functions
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That's taking functional programming to the extreme!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Not really. In some lecture I was tortured with LISP and the whole course was like that. Without the benefit of a debogger debugger, of course. Since then I see functional languages as a passtime for eggheads, but not as practical in any way.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sander Rossel wrote: seem to go anywhere anytime soon I might as well learn to enjoy it If you aren't already, please learn jQuery. It is wonderful and can make coding in JavaScript truly fun. I love jQuery. It's awesome.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Of course I'm doing jQuery
jQuery and Knockout mostly.
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And for C# there is CsQuery[^]. I LOVE this library.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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