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It is sooo easy to pork fun at veterinarians.
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: veterinarians.
Did you mean Vegetarians? As what you have makes no sense in the context of the original post.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Auto correct 
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AKA Autoincorrect and Autocowreck
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Humans are "omnivorous".
How does an omnivore become a herbivore?
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Ask a Giant Panda. If it can stop chewing bamboo for long enough to answer...
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A bit off topic, but judging by our teeth, we should be eating more vegetables than meat. Yet, most people never do that. And then they wonder why they have health problems. To eat our meat we have to soften it and use utensils otherwise it's difficult for the body to digest. And we call this natural?
Clickety[^]
I'll always eat meat, but I wish more people would remember we're meant to eat veggies more than anything else. And yet, nobody does.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: And yet, nobody does.
Not quite true. I think a lot people recognize that we shouldn't eat meat all the time. I don't eat it that often.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Fair enough, so I'll refactor that to say "a lot of the unhealthy mofos I tend to be around never eat their veggies."
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: "a lot of the unhealthy mofos I tend to be around never eat their veggies."
There's a lot of disappointed mommies out there. 
I do agree with you. People eat terrible and then complain about being sick. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: I do agree with you. People eat terrible and then complain about being sick
+5
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: A bit off topic, but judging by our teeth, we should be eating more vegetables
than meat.
"Omnivore" is more than meat and veggies. Please explain how flat teeth are for "veggies" and the cutting teeth for "meat", so I can point out that we still need both to consume either.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Yet, most people never do that. And then they wonder why they have health problems.
There is indeed a difference between the produce from the supermarket or the fastfood-chain and the real animal.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: To eat our meat we have to soften it and use utensils
You eat your beans raw? Seriously?
That "softening" that is required for meat is actually simply the start of the rotting process. Cooking stuff is indeed a nice invention 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: "Omnivore" is more than meat and veggies. Please explain how flat teeth are for "veggies" and the cutting teeth for "meat", so I can point out that we still need both to consume either.
Read my link or do a quick search on anything related to teeth.
Eddy Vluggen wrote: You eat your beans raw? Seriously?
Actually, I follow more of a Paleo diet. Beans aren't good for you either. You're not supposed to get bloat and gas from foods like that, the body has a hard time digesting legumes.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Paleo diet
[homer]
mmmmm brontosaurus burgers.....
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Read my link or do a quick search on anything related to teeth.
It was more than a quick search.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Actually, I follow more of a Paleo diet
Good, it seems our gut has been used to that for a long time. Won't be much surprises there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Beans aren't good for you either.
Neither is smoking, but I'm not aiming at being good either.
Beans might not be "ideal", but no chilli without those either. "Not ideal" because they are not actually that bad, if you consider the ROI. The reason the Western people can 'digest' some part of the milk is because there is a bacteria in the intestines that turns milk into energy and.. gas 
Jeremy Falcon wrote: the body has a hard time digesting legumes.
Especially compared to chickin'.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: use utensils
How do you eat a zuchinus without utensils? 
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You just stare at it and tell it to get your belly... like a man!
Jeremy Falcon
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From My Big Fat Greek Wedding: When told by a non-Greek guest at a party that they are vegetarian.
"What do you mean you don't eat no meat.... that's ok, I make lamb.".
My kind of vegetarian!
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I have a bone to pick with vegetarians.
/ravi
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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
A. Whitney Brown
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I think I remember an ad for A1 steak sauce that went something like 'A steak without A1 sauce is a mistake'.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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24km/s and it's 20 times heavier than the sun? That's a lot of energy getting it moving... 
Very nice picture! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's a lot of energy getting it moving
Having a supernova go off right next to you ain't no kid's slingshot.
Software Zen: delete this;
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