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Can I negotiate for seventy-two virgins as a signing bonus?
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That is why correct, complete and scoped specifications are sooo important.
You might end up with 72 old catholic priests.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Perhaps you missed the word "negotiate"?
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I did
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3.5k does not look bad for Iran, if you're from Iran, otherwise you should replay with something meaningful like "top kek"
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Do they offer any incentive if I bring my own AK-47?
Will Rogers never met me.
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OK, now that one gave me the chills. NOW I want to see this one. It looks like Abrams version of Star Wars is going to put Lucas' to shame.
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Sweet!
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Why can't they just forget this drivel, and do a Firefly movie?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We are in agreement. A complete travesty that was allowed to wither.
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Yup
I've seen each of the 14 episodes several times.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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And probably the movie as well?
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Yup: that looks like it'll be quite acceptable.
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Thanks for reminding me.
I am going to buy my tent tomorrow.
A few months of urban camping by the theater will not be so bad.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Is a fake noodle just an impasta?
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No, but it might be an antipasti.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Are you making these up, or did you get one of these "I-have-no-idea-for-a-present" type of book ?
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Some I make up, some I come across on the internet, other are sent to me.
I haven't opened a "real" book since I got my tablet!
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No
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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If you eat a half pound of pasta, and a half pound of antipasta, do they annihilate each other and leave you hungry, yet strangely energetic?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Map of best selling beers for each (some*) country[^]
Africa is apparently the fastest growing market for beer in the world.
*data not available for all countries.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Does the big blob over the USA mean they drink mostly water?
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