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Mark_Wallace wrote: But is it butchers or porn stars who are deboned?
I don't know.
But female p0rn stars are delayed and dismounted.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Can engineers be designed?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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And coders decompiled?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And users disemboweled?
Oops! Might have taken that one too far...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Would an old Basic programmer be misinterpreted?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know about users, but literary critics might be deconstructed.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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And coders decoded?
And gardeners deflowered? Actually, never mind that... Not lounge material 
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Does that make men demented? Just curious how I got this way?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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and students declassified? and forests denatured?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Students are detested and degraded
Dead composers decompose (thanks to Monty Python)
Barbers are departed
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
/ravi
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He is the broker and you is the brokee 
(I forget the author of the expression)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Chiropodists get defeated?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Gunmen get deranged.
It's true, just look at the US.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane..
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper."
I'll get my coat. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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5.
From what I recollect, you've already got your coat several times in the recent past
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He has a lot of coats to collect...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Avijnata wrote: From what I recollect, you've already got your coat several times in the recent past
I must leave pretty quickly after I tell a joke.
The hounds are usually after me. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Maybe leave your coat on permanently
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Then how would he tell he was leaving?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You have a point there. Back to the drawing board!
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Weasel riding a wookpecker[^]
Apparently the weasel stalked it, jumped on it expecting lunch, and instead got launched.
I don't know about you, but the wood pecker certainly has a startled expression!
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Never lunge at a launching lunch!
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Some pics are worth posting twice.
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