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John Belushi woulda kicked their butts too.
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Too long, could you write a quick review of the story? 
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Looks made up, anyway.
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I refuse to be a party to the world-wide dumbing down of humanity. No, I will not post the books-on-tape version. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: I refuse to be a party to the world-wide dumbing down of humanity.
It's not world wide; there are places where there are no people.
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Don't we all... but that would kinda defeat the object.
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Roger Wright wrote: No, I will not post the books-on-tape version.
How about a Q&A version instead? 
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Well, the Hoover Dam was a juicy target I don't doubt there were plans to take it down, just I think a U-Boat that could be for want of a better phrase 'flat-packed' is a little hard to believe there was I know some smaller subs that could be transported like that but they were to small (The sub museum in Gosport (UK) has the one they got working on a Ch4 show Salvage Hunters??) the Japanese had submerge-able aircraft carrying subs that could have made an attack but not with enough punch to make any serious damage. Interesting site will have to have a look further...Thanks for that! 
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Goliath encounter: Puppy-sized spider surprises scientist in rainforest
errrr
how about we rework parts of this article
Goliath encounter: Horriffic Arse wipingly sized spider totally terrifies scientist in rainforest
Found in an ungodly location, one spider so large it makes even the most hardened Australian stop and mouth W. T. F.
Yet despite all that, the spider doesn't pose a threat to humans. Even if it bites you, "a chicken can probably do more damage," Naskrecki said.
bollocks says Bryce, reader from Brisbane.
Despite its name, the birdeater doesn't usually eat birds, although it is certainly capable of killing small mammals. "They will essentially attack anything that they encounter," Naskrecki said.
Examples include, wandering scientists, small children and programmers minding their own sodding business.
After catching the specimen he found in Guyana, which was female, Naskrecki took her back to his lab to study. She's now deposited in a museum.
Dead, as it should be.
MCAD
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Love the way the article's written as if it's a new discovery.
The spider (or one instance of it) has been the Guinness world-record holder for decades.
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In the "Really nasty creatures that should be exterminated" category, I hope?
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Spiders eat mosquitoes.
I know whose side I'm on.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Small Spiders eat mosquitoes.
Have to be a serious b*st*rd of a mosquito for that monster to be interested! 
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Most of the things I eat are a lot smaller than me (and the ones that are bigger I tend to eat in smaller chunks), so I'm sure he wouldn't turn his nose up at a nice, big plate of mosquito.
How much disposable income do spiders have? Is it worth investing in a McMozzies concession?
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Mark_Wallace wrote: How much disposable income do spiders have?
I guess that depends on how much wandering scientists carry in small change...
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Exactly, those things keep the population of those other things at bay.
Bert: Why do you have a banana in your ear?
Ernie: To keep the aligators away.
Bert: There aren't any aligators around here.
Ernie: See? It works.
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I don't think a thong is going to cut it, gonna need something altogether bigger.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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What? you mean a Mankini?!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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No no no, one of those big rubbery things you slip on...
your FEET
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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bryce wrote: how about we rework parts of this article
Sorry! They already thought of that:
"This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed." [my emphasis]
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Glad they aren't found around here.
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There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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