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but...but...what happened at the top?
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Cue a septic spouting the "see, it's not just guns" waffle!
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A while ago, I was in Luton Library and I wanted to borrow a book. The librarian told me I had to prove that I was from Luton to take it out.
So I stabbed her.
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That proves it! 
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My guess is that she still doesn't believe you, as you did not stab first and asked second. You have only proven to her that you know someone from Luton.
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Now, if you were really from Luton, you wouldn't know what a book is! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Perhaps instead of the permanent G&T in your hand, which we know you have to get a doctor to remove when necessary, you should have had a Cinzano? 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Campari dear, it was Campari.
I have flown in and out of Luton Airport maybe 200 times and not once did I meet Lorraine Bloody Chase. On a few occasions I met Dalek "Don't Mind If I Do" Dave down at his den, The Wheel Tappers, but never that Chase woman.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Campari
I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or pleased that I got that wrong!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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She was probably still in Paradise.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Woa... 8 with swords, versus one unarmed teen! He is quite a tough lad to make it out alive! 
I will avoid the place if I were you, though... 
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Lets wait until you-know-who sees this post!
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Yes, for years there was some graffiti on a bridge over the M1 saying 'Welcome to a town called Malice'. There's some sewage works as you come in on the train from the North so you get welcomed by the aroma of toilets. Kids would 'look after' you car in the car park for £20 (admittedly, that was 20 years ago). I never go to Luton, except maybe for the airport which is alright actually.
According to my parents it was actually a nice place once.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: 'Welcome to a town called Malice'
Wrong place:
Paul Weller has said that it was written about his hometown Woking as a result of his teenage experiences there.
We're rather honoured the town was described in such a sympathetic way.
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Well the person who scribbled it was probably confused, thick or both.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I wonder, is this one who attacked the poor boy ?
Why there is no picture of the attacker ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Between you hand me, the way he hands his sword, I can see he is an amateur! 
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There was a better picture is a deeper fog, but I couldn't find it 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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It is fortunate that they still have not invented guns over there.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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It was a local shop for local people only! So obvious.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't.
"I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
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Is being remade[^]
Fremantle's Rick Glanker said: "The thrills, spills and comedy of this landmark international animated series are all still here but this rebooted version will be brought up-to-date for today's tech-savvy and content-hungry kids.
"In this new 21st-Century version the laughs are set to be even louder as the world's smallest secret agent faces mightier missions, voracious villains and knee-trembling threats."
I now hate the new DM and Rick WGlanker
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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