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Ta! 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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It seems that it would be easier to spot the looney[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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First post keep disappearing and then reappearing again.
Or is it just me?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Just in the middle of a deploy. A fairly messy one that involves the forums.
Just have another beer and it'll all look fine soon.
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Or have a six pack and it'll look fine now
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It is 4.15am
Beer may not be a good idea.
However I shall accede to your demands and open a cold one then retire to my scratcher and join my wife.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Upgrade complete. You can put the beer away.
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Don't worry, he was finished on both fronts, a looong time ago. 
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It is still not working properly...
Details in the sugs bugs...
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Dalek Dave wrote: ... then retire to my scratcher and join my wife.
Keep it KSS please...
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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Would it have been worse if he'd retired to his wife and joined his scratcher?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Expedition Strength[^]
She doesn't know it yet but I am going to for the full Handlebar.
Guaranteed to put her in a dowdy mizzle, but the high levels of awesomeness it will generate will be worth the memsahib's chokey ire.
Well, dash me optics, she will think, he's only applied wax to the bacca pipes.
I may even sport a door-knocker, now that will lead to a right collie shangles.
But I am like a tiger when my dander's up,but I shall try my best to let it lie, perhaps powder my hair with some cat lap.
'Tis a dashed awkward thing getting the muzzle fuzz to tip top condition, but a well trimmed lamp between my sauce-box and my parish pick axe should excite the ladies!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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What do I need to type into Google to get a translation of that?
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You need to go to Victorian London.
The full handlebar is a moustache.
A dowdy mizzle is a an upset state.
Memsahib is Wife
Chokey ire is an anger that makes you speechless.
Dash me optics means I cannot believe my eyes.
Bacca pipes are the ends of a moustache.
Door knocker is a type of beard.
Collie shangles is an argument.
Powder my hair is to drink, and cat lap is a weak beer.
Muzzle fuzz is facial hair.
A lamp is a waxed moustache.
Sauce box and parish pick axe are your mouth and nose.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Google doesn't support Gibberish to English translation yet, so we've to rely on what the OP claims to be the definitions.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I think you're Adam Adamant.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I try.
I am the sort of chap who is happy to wander round town wearing a day cravat and tweeds.
Not only do I smoke a pipe from time to time, but I have a well stocked snuff box.
I was born out of time.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Hear hear I say - good chap.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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This is the guy. We used to have a teacher at primary school who was quite smitten by him I think. She read us stories of his exploits in anaconda infested South America which were pretty much all bs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Fawcett[^]
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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OMG
I am ex-Royal Horse Artillery, have travelled the world (including South America) and am now starting the first stages of what I want to be a particularly fine example of a handlebar moustache.
I had never heard of this man...yet he seems such a cool guy.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Yes he was from a now lost breed. His exploits although embellished or perhaps because kept us on the edge of our seats and away from schoolwork for many many afternoons. I still remember lots about them more than 50 years later.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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You're sounding like Flashman.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Description of product Link says: "For those who require something a little firmer". Makes sense why you plan to buy this.
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Whaaaaaaat?
Probably not good idea, but translation needed.
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Bit quiet around here today. I can only think that we've all started our holidays early!
Nevertheless, it's the weekend!
Happy weekend everyone! 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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