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- First Meeting - Dad with son
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: No way!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daugther
Son: .... mmmm .... then OK
- Second Meeting - Dad with Bill Gates
Dad: I would like your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gares: No way!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates: .... mmmm .... then OK
- Third Meeting - Dad with the President of the World Bank
Dad: I would like you to appoint my son as CEO
President: No way!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President: .... mmmm .... then OK
THAT is business
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It's the Golden Rule - Them with the gold rule!
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She would be better off marrying Leslie Nielsen
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nah. He's never home - he's far too busy posting here.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Nah, Leslie Nielsen was funny.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Avoid elephanting UI testing like the plague. I'm in day 2 of UI testing and I'm bored bored bored. We're testing on devices, and I've been lumbered with a HTC Desire Z (????) slow, more like HTC Repulse Zzzzzz - and no keyboard not designed for use by humans. Currently testing on an LG Optima 3, not a device I'd want to download pr0n on, a permanent squint would develop within minutes. Also, not keen on the click, pause pause pause, do something work ethic of the chipset, might be good for Harold Pinter, but no good in a phone.
On the up-side I'm out of the Radio 1 room while I'm on the project and we should re-start development soon.
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A bunch of mad men are given a test to check their mental state. A doctor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The doctor goes to him and asks, "Why didn't you join the others?" He replies, "Let them fight - they forgot I have the keys".
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: He replies, "Let them fight - they forgot I have the keys".
yes it has happened to me too, i had the keys but had forgotten where the door was.
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Okay, what does the great Gestaltic Hive Mind think?
COD Ghosts or Battlefield IV?
I am going to buy one or the other in about 30 mins.
I would like the input of the great unwashed intelligentsia.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Both
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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In time, yes, but tonight, just one!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That's what she said!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Neither?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Buy a book instead...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have a book already.
It's a red one.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Doesn't it clash with the bucket?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Have you looked inside?
Was it just naughty pictures, or were there some words, too?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Is it Liber Novus[^], or 毛主席语录[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If he is caught the second one, his beloved Conservative Club will tar and feather him, before running him out of town on a rail... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Dalek Dave wrote: It's a red one.
When you red it, what'd it say?
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+5 I like that answer.
As an accountant I imagine he feels like he is in the books all the time though.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There is a difference between being in something, and cooking it.
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Paraphrasing Dr. Henry Jones, "It tells me that goose-stepping accountants like himself should try reading books instead of BURNING them!".
Software Zen: delete this;
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Viva Pinata
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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