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Rage wrote: My computer crashed, and the recovery tool found a document last saved on Monday, January 1st 1601, at 2:00.
A small hint from Excel that you finally should replace your old hardware?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Would it not be for the i7 with 8GB RAM, I'd understand, but this is pushing things a bit far 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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That's when ribbons were invented.
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Yeah, about one century after Clippy died.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I hear that his family were all bent out of shape over his treatment by Microsoft.
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Yeah, they had to put it straight.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Clippy is dead? Tell me ain't so. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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He was buried under the bridge on a Pentium 3 motherboard.
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Well, it beats the cr@p out of using 1970[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just heard a traffic report on the wireless with the unbelievable line "[...] people slowing down to look at Luton."
I kid ye not!
speramus in juniperus
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It's a traffic accident.
[Yes, I know people describe Luton that way as well]
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [Yes, I know people describe Luton that way as well]
I thought Luton was described as a trainwreck.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Living across a vast body of water (and glad of it, as you must be, too) I don't know much about Luton.
From this and previous allusions, it would appear to be a uniquely English form of buggery ?
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Indeed, that radioactive glowing makes it an interesting place to see.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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That's no radioactivity, it's the reflection from all the sun beds.
speramus in juniperus
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Apparently, that's why people go to Salisbury Train Station, too.
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You're in Woking so you misheard the line was probably "People slowing down to look at looting".
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I am on the South North side of the canal, that makes us posh dunnit.
Big oops. I get confused sometimes, I live in Horsell [which is North of Woking] but off South Road. I have had a life long brain fart over this, that because it's called South Road [it runs South West into the village] it is on the South side. One day, probably by the time I'm 143, I'll remember that Horsell [the posh bit what HGW wrote about] is to the North of the bomb site.
speramus in juniperus
modified 16-Sep-13 8:35am.
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+5
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At the weekend Mrs Wife saw a pair of earrings. She liked the earrings. I bought the earrings.
That is my Christmas shopping finished for the year. I think you'll agree being done by mid-September allows me a certain amount of smugness. 
speramus in juniperus
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Oh dear. She really got you, didn't she. Hook, ring, and dangly bit.
Keep a record of how many times she says "much nicer than those earrings we saw" between now and mid-December.
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No, she's pretty fussy about jewelry and when she decides she likes a piece it is unlikely she'll want something different. Every year I try to get her a new piece for Christmas and she knows this. As a result she looks at a lot of stuff, normally without me, and knows what to expect for my money.
Yellow and white diamonds on a square white gold mount. Very pleasing to the eye and not too painful on the wallet. Painful, but not as bad as it could be.
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