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I couldn't care less what Miley Cyrus shows off or where she does it as long as she stays off my property.
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When Bush was president she was Hannah Montana. I rest my case.
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A friend of mine came up with that quote.
I wish I would have said it.
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I love the hidden message in it. Too funny.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Just shows what happens when your own father pimps you out.
Software Zen: delete this;
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MehGerbil wrote: as long as she stays off my property.
And you have some concern that she might venture onto your property?
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I'm getting tired. Sitting next to me is a guy who never stops singing and hitting his desk like a drum... Man, i'm holding this for 3 months now... I can't tolerate this anymore... What should i do?! 
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Imitate and exponentiate.
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Break his jaw and crush his hands?
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Was my first thought... But i don't think the boss gonna like... Haha
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The radio is on, he sings radio music. The radio is off, he sings random s#it...
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Maybe should be looking for a new job unless you can get sympathy from management. Have you talked to management?
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Not yet. But i'm on step from doing this... I havent done this yet because i don't want this guy mad... Imagine. Haha
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Probably should do it sooner rather than later. Boss should want you happy and productive. Now telling them to fix it or you go is a different story. Has to be handled much more carefully. Last contract found that I probably could have gone to my contracting agency and they would have moved me temporaily to New York to ensure I did not loose rights to having per diem. Instead I changed companies. Oh well.
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"Sympathy for the devil"
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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sing along in a female voice... 
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The company don't allow headphones :S
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Jean A Brandelero wrote: The company don't allow headphone
Eh? Presumably you have your office mate have basically the same job yet that person is allowed to sing all day and listen to the radio and you can't wear headphones?
Perhaps you should ask about that policy.
Perhaps you should suggest to human resources that to insure productivity that no one can listen to the radio, sing or drum on their desk.
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Talk to your boss or HR, whatever your company rules are.
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Come in late after he goes home and fill his cube with packing peanuts.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Muahaha. I don't know how to call it in english... But... What about wrap all his stuff with alluminium paper? hahahaah
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