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That ad up there with the dude playing drums. I know you can see it, because you are on codeproject and it is up there. Looks like : http://newtonsaber.com/images/codeproj/dudeplaysdrums.png[^]
Anyway, question is: What does he have to do with SAP?
No, I'm not going to click the ad to see the answer.
I'm sure you guys know and can straighten this all out.
Also, he looks very serious, so I think SAP is a very serious bizness I should ought to be gitting into imediately if not sonner. PLuz it halps your spaling.
modified 22-Sep-14 10:49am.
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The keyword is 'beat' - if you going to use SAP's Cloud Services you will beat you own head into the nearest wall, just like the guy beat the drums...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Okay, that makes sense, because I don't use SAP but I am often beating my head on the walls.
Also, that guy is everywhere now -- on codeproject.
He's down there too... :
http://newtonsaber.com/images/codeproj/dudeplaysdrums2.png[^]
Sorry, he's probably all over your codeproject now too, cuz I said <whisper> sap </whisper>
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: The keyword is 'beat' - if you going to use SAP's Cloud Services at all, in any way, shape, or form, you will beat you own head into the nearest wall, just like the guy beat the drums...
You have to be precise, which SAP makes it absolutely murder to be.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't forget that the wall you'll be beating your head off of is made out of the cement you had to pour into your process in order to start implementing SAP in the first place. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Wow, SAP sounds like tons of fun. No wonder they are advertising it so heavily: they want share the experience so everyone can feel the pain.
"Don't miss out on the complete anguish. How can you tell you're alive if you're feeling no pain? Implement SAP today!"
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Yeah. The pain only really can be justified for really large businesses. A half dozenish years ago a friend of mine was involved in a SAP project for a major oil company; the returns his employer got for the increased utilization of their rail tanker cars was large enough to justify a lot of suffering; but for your average SMB doing the same would be insane.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Exactly which module of SAP gave your employer increased use of their tanker cars? Could that module have been implemented without the rest of SAP's crud?
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It was my friends employer, so no idea.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I burned my fingers with SAP already, nowadays I keep my distance...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Quote: burned my fingers with SAP
Hot SAP! Only normally found during forest fires. Otherwise just sticky. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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He looks really angry at the SAP logo.
BTW same-origin policy, they mean CORS and jsonp stuff right?
It's 5 lines of Javascript code for bob's sake
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Kamen Nik wrote: BTW same-origin policy, they mean CORS and jsonp stuff right?
It's 5 lines of Javascript code
I was thinking the same thing. Crazy drummer. They all blow up.
ala Spinal Tap[^]
"Despite losing their drummer Mick Shrimpton (R.J. Parnell) as he inexplicably explodes onstage, the film ends with Spinal Tap playing a series of sold-out arena shows for enthusiastic fans on their Japanese tour."
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I have to work with SAP on a daily basis. Slapping on of their developpers with drum sticks is on my top 3 wishlist for this years christmas.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: I have to work with SAP on a daily basis.
Now your screen name makes much more sense.
Jeremy Falcon
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Bob sent us a message from 4/3/21123 and the lizard overlords have prevented us from seeing it - damn these cover ups
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Also I am not able to see Mr. M 's message about "How to Use" forums.. 
Something bad is gonna happen! 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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conspiracy I tell ye, it's a conspiracy
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Like someone ever read those 'how-to' posts!!!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I do.
I got through "buy a computer", "plug it in", "switch it on", and "install an operating system", but then I forgot the number I first thought of, so I just used one of the computers I had already.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well it might have something to do with the "missing" TOMTIT machine. Might be someone used it to get to Bob in 4/3/21123. Some stupid guard must have tried to stop the intruder with his De-mat gun, which will explain what happened to the Matrix.  well then that means I have the Defabricator with me instead of the De-mat gun.
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I happen to know what Bob said:
Fire, walk with me.
Life is too shor
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Caerphilly.
Seen on a postcard yesterday.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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