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There's a bit of a panic on, because we're running short of CO2, used, (amongst other things), in fizzy drinks and abattoirs.
Ummmm. Look up guys. See that greenhouse gas that's killing the planet. Yeh, the CO2 stuff.
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OK, go ahead and invent a cost-effective way to extract it from the atmosphere and sell it to fizzy drink manufacturers and abattoirs.
Just remember who gave you the idea when you're a multi-billionaire credited with solving climate change. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: OK, go ahead and invent a cost-effective way to extract it from the atmosphere
Yeh, I did actually do some reading on it and, apparently, it's not that easy. But if was easy, it wouldn't be such a great "opportunity", would it! I'll let you know when I've figured it out. 
It does seem a bit stupid that we rely on two or three, seasonal, companies to produce 80% of the UK's needs. Particularly when those companies are significantly affected by the cost of gas.
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5teveH wrote: Look up guys. See that greenhouse gas
If you can see CO2, you have unique eyesight.
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Dear Friend,
It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a surprise; this
is because we have not met before but I am inspired to sending you
this email following the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be
of mutual benefit to both of us. However, I am Barrister Michael
Arthur, SAN, Attorney to the late Engr.Ronald Johnson national of
Northern American, who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development
Company (SPDC) in Nigeria On the 11th of November, 2002. My client,
his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident
along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road. Unfortunately they all lost their
lives in the event of the accident, since then I have made several
inquiries to several Embassies to locate any of my clients extended
relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several
unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the
Internet to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you.
I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property
left behind by my client; I can easily convince the bank with my
legal practice that you are the only surviving relation of my client.
Otherwise the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared
not serviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged.
Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at
about $15 million U.S dollars (Fifteen million U.S. America
dollars).Consequently, The bank issued me a notice to provide the next
of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official
working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives
for over several years now. I seek your consent to present you as
the next of kin to the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account
valued at $15million U.S dollars can be paid to your account and then
you and I can share the money, 50% to me and 50% to you.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through and also forward the following to me:
1, Your Full Name:.......
2, Your House Address:..................
3, Your Country:..........................
4, Your Contact Telephone ......
5, Your Age and Gender:.......................
6, Your Occupation: .................................
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me VIA this my confidential email
( baafredmike@outlook.com
Yours Faithfully,
BARRISTER Michael Arthur SAN.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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These scams would not exist if they still, to this very day, didn't get suckers to take the bait.
Sad, really. 
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Haven't seen one of these for a while. 
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I would take the money if BARRISTER Michael Arthur SAN reduced his share to 30%.
TOMZ_KV
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"Barristers" argue cases in court. "Solicitors" are those lawyers who handle contracts, wills, etc.
Don't do it! It's a scam!
However, if you do get 50% of the money I have a bridge you may be interested in buying at a very reasonable price.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I got one of those a couple of years back from someone claiming to be the "Supervisor of Mines" or some such in South Africa.
Other than the invented position, the fractured syntax, and the sheer unlikelyhood of anyone in SA hearing of me in this manner, it was totally convincing...
(And if you believe that it was convincing, I've got another bridge to sell you, this one with a beautiful view of the river Jordan...)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Anyone else noticed ?
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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No[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It is quiet: "This video is not available".
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Works fine for me. It must be a regional block.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Unavailable from Italy too
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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shhh! you'll wake them all up ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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How Enigma would say...
Take a deep breath and relax, start to move slowly, very slowly...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I don't hear so well anymore. Would you please speak up.
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No - I usually have music playing. 
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This marauder heard a rough tune (7)
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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CORSAIR
Sounds like Coarse Air - rough tune.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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YAUT - well done
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I figured you'd still have a pirate hangover...
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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