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You can "script" the Windows Voice Synthesizer. English has at least 5 "voices", so now you can have a 5-way. Tried multiple Synths, but only one was effective, so you can't "talk over" someone. Still, with changing pitch, etc., you can have interesting meetings (behind closed doors) and not even be there.
Or add it as a script / hook to your co-workers PC so it talks back as they type.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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That works! You can include wav files with the text speak.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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A McDalek[^]
And you thought cube farms were stifling...
Real programmers use butterflies
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Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Macterminate! Macterminate! Macterminate!
FTFY!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said in to the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet
"Well stop doin' it then, ya evil bastard!"
Real programmers use butterflies
modified 26-Jan-20 10:54am.
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I bet he was close to the Edge
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RickZeeland wrote: I bet he was close to the Edge
No no, that was 30 seconds later on a different planet
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Only until he'd used it to download Chrome...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Was it Rod Stewart
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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[^]Quote: What do the digits of pi, colliding blocks and quantum search algorithms have in common ... they connect the worlds of dynamics, geometry and quantum computation, highlighting how even the most abstract math puzzles can have surprising physical relevance.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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ok, my head just exploded.
I'd rather be phishing!
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All nature is ultimately mathematics so this doesn't surprise me. Sometimes our math just isn't evolved enough to express it.
Beautiful equations, we are. All of us. Everything.
Adding, it pleases me to know that every time I stir my coffee, a mathematician somewhere is dumbfounded.
Real programmers use butterflies
modified 26-Jan-20 9:21am.
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What does
Real programmers use butterflies mean ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Interesting! Thanks.
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Dai numeri?
(To "give numbers", in Italian, means to talk like a crazy person)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ethyl didn't look like she was enjoying herself?
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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I've been a volunteer firefighter for the last 18 years... and Carbecue is the term we use for a vehicle fire.
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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