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Are cartoons a road trip playlist?
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Nope, they're a pop band from Denmark[^], and trust me: You do NOT want them on your playlist! 
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The only real Danish cartoon band is Disneyland After Dark. They are welcome on my playlist any day! (Yeah they had to tweak their name a tad, but WE KNOW!)
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Yeah they pretty much suck, I tried to watch "Witch Doctor" video...didn't make it far!!
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In the 1980s there was a very cool band in the SF Bay Area that played mostly old cartoon music. I still have a bootleg tape of them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Oh eh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang!
Thanks, I had forgotten about that song about 20 years ago and just like that it was back 
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Let's not draw any conclusions that may incorrectly set the tone of the thread.
Just note well that animate does not refer to bestiality !*
* OK. Yeah - I know you're in Wales . . .
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I know you're in Wales . . .
So was Jonah and Pinocchio! 
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Whale I guess you know best.
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And if the kids drive you round the bend, is that loony toons time?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Got assigned a task to add some functionality to the front-end.
Javascript (if it were well written Javascript, no problem, but this stuff...)
Copy & Paste (refactoring into re-use is pretty much impossible)
ExtJS -- my nightmares don't compare to the horror of this framework
Much gnashing of teeth
I try to have a positive attitude. Really, I do. I know that my distaste (like the way stomach contents tastes as it comes back up) is a self-fulfilling prophecy of loathing, it's just so hard to think positive thoughts.
Oh well...here I go...
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Be positive: "And this too, shall pass away."
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: And this too, shall pass away
until it comes back to life again the next day, thus triggering the infinite loop time continuum for the Nightmare Generator 3000.
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Maybe if he flushes after passing it'll be better?
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OriginalGriff wrote: And this too, shall pass
Like the BM that it is.
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: ExtJS -- my nightmares don't compare to the horror of this framework
I've evaluated that library a number of times over the years.
At one point read a book on it and finally determined it is the middle ground of nothingness.
It takes way too much esoteric knowledge to use the API and it still doesn't greatly speed up your development.
Awfully pretty little widgets they give you though. 
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raddevus wrote: and it still doesn't greatly speed up your development.
Actually, as the new guy just pointed out, it's about 10 times slower than Angular or React.
raddevus wrote: Awfully pretty little widgets they give you though.
Really? They suck. Their layout capabilities suck. You want good looking widgets? jQWidgets UI for Angular, Vue, React, HTML5, jQuery and Javascript[^]
From personal experience, they are amazing.
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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If you decide to delay the procratination until tomorrow, maybe you will succeed.
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Member 7989122 wrote: delay the procratination
What was the urgency for posting that?
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Exactly. I have a very witty reply to the whole thing for instance, but I don't think I'll be bothered posting it before tomorrow at the earliest... I'll wait and see...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Kinda like our current code - no fewer than two dozen javascript functions that create a kendo-ui grid (using the kendo-ui stuff from 2013), and that all do something a little different. Instead of creating one function to rule them all that accepts a single options parameter, we have a crapload of grid.js files. If you need to add a grid somewhere else in the app, youhave no real recourse other than to create yet another grid.js file and perpetuate the bad practice because you might break something if you try to "fix" it.
I have javascript.
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I see the same thing in C# and C++ production apps. People copy/paste code all over the place instead of creating a single method. The logic for having done this is "someone might change the function and break us".
I hate it. It's not the language, it's stupid-ass scardey-pants "programmers" that should go dig ditches instead.
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#realJSOP wrote: I have javascript
Since I know this isn't a true confession like "I have herpes", I'll assume that 'v' was supposed to be a 't'.
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I have javascript, and I hate it. And it's a lot like herpes. 
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This sounds remarkably similar to my job over the last couple of years. Since my team has been reduced to 5 from 17, all of us have assumed the responsibility for other people's wretched crap code. I've become remarkably better than I used to be at doing this. There is even a certain level of satisfaction with fixing a problem without succumbing to the urge to rewrite the great steaming pile whole thing.
When I return to working on my own towering edifice of magnificence stuff, I have to be careful that I don't use the godawful approaches practices from the other folks' code.
Software Zen: delete this;
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