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Nah ... what be meant to type was de-covfefe, and that stuff always gives me a headache...
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Sure way to kill a product
Sin tack
the any key okay
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What the whole franchise? We can but dream ... hipsters would fall by the wayside, muttering hundred syllable incomprehensibles ending with "macchiato" before they perished.
Win-win! 
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Multitude in favour of jazz/rock crossover (9)
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modified 2-Jun-17 11:09am.
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The only thing I can come up with is ABUNDANCE, and I'm pretty sure thats wrong! 
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Sadly not, though I'm sure we all enjoy a good bun dance from time to time.
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Profusion
Pro - in favour of
Fusion - Jazz/Rock crossover 
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Correct!
Mel Padden wrote: Fusion - Jazz/Rock crossover
And what, might I ask is, wrong with a bit of Weather Report or Mahavishnu Orchestra? Or the mighty Gong for that matter?
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CommitStrip OTD[^] - put that way, you have to wonder why we enjoy this...
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It's also not true.
Some of those awesome technologies do make it out of the meeting rooms, but get implemented by a bunch of bunglers who don't understand it and ultimately conclude "this is not for us" while you get to maintain the crap they wrote 
I didn't say things were better than in the comic, did I?
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It's a girl though....as long as she's hot she'll do just fine....
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Let's just judge her on her abilities and attitude, rather than the size of her chest, eh? 
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Oddly, that can be considered dehumanizing.
You have disappointed your lounge fans.
You have disappointed the incidental rabble.
But worst of all, if I were merely human, you'd have disappointed me.
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Sleeping your way to the top is soo '70s!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Guess I'm working in all the wrong (right?) places then
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Is that how you made to it where you are?
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I remember my careers advice interview on leaving school in the early '80s.
After being poo-pooed on my initial suggestions (demon fast-bowler, astronaut, gigolo etc.), I put forward the idea of working with computers only to be told to stop being ridiculous as they'd never catch on.
I should have listened ...
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Thomas Watson, president of IBM, 1943 said: "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
There can't be many more than that these days, can there?
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If only!
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"You will spend your entire professional life either in your cube, or in the meeting room".
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Software Zen: delete this;
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