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We are in 2016... 1900 is 116 years ago meaning that you are 128 years old if you start programming at 12.
Philippe Mori
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Haha!  "1900 and frozen to death" is an expression meaning so far back in time than I care to remember!
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1) The main drawback to designing your system around eventual consistency is
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2) I must learn to finish what I star
Slogans aren't solutions.
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If I had a nickel for every
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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that when it comes to end users, the only consistency you can expect is that there will never be any consistency in how it's used.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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EDIT: Better one.
3) Awesome, so everyone's up to par on the xxxJS libr- oh, there's a new new one now?
modified 23-Dec-16 13:35pm.
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No factorials. I am disappointed.
Happy holidays to you as well 
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Nish used to post a far better version of this song. Here it is: 12 Days of Christmas - YouTube[^].
Looks like I messed up the URL earlier.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
modified 23-Dec-16 0:18am.
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No it isn't. "Video is not available"
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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How about now?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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That is seriously elephanted up.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year of 2017. 
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What!? Is it Christmas already? I'd better do some present shopping pretty soon then. I've got some time on Sunday, so I'll do it then...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And I would better to do the same too.
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Those are the best deals! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'd better do some present shopping pretty soon then.
You might be joking, but I'm seriously in that position.
Tomorrow will not be fun.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This is why I do the present shopping in September or October, and prepare the food well in advance (the turkey breasts are marinating in butter, sage, black pepper, and lemon peel in the freezer ready for the Sous Vide, and have been since the beginning of November).
I hate trawling round shops with no idea what I'm going to get, bumped and jostled by a crowd of morons with the same lack of ideas, and simmering up to a slow burn where the whole idea of Christmas makes me consider a career change to "serial killer". 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ahh yes, every year I'll do Christmas Shopping in time. Every year end up in a 24 hour Petrol Station on Xmas eve!
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Arthur V. Ratz wrote: 2017
Thanks for being specific...I guess...
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You're very welcome, dandy72. Best Wishes!
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I see your point.  But I only used that for my nick because "dandy" was already taken.
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I've got. I'm sorry I've misspelled your name.
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