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Straw, sticks, and brick?
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I have no KSS ideas. Just sayin....
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Thought you would suggest making a car. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Don't be silly. You can't make car out of gingerbread.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 20-Dec-16 12:16pm.
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Could not resist[^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Put a Raspberry Pi with a small LCD screen behind the window and show a video.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you weren't in the US, I'd suggest painting a target.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The house of the tale "Hansel & Gretel"?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: "Hansel & Gretel" Witch Hunters
I'll get my hat
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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don't forget your coat... it is cold outside
 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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How about duplicating (as far as possible) whatever decorations you've hung outside your house?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That would be none... all are inside.
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Do a ugly sweater theme.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Follow John Watson's[^] example - decorate them like the inside of an asylum.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I let my kids come up with the design plans, and the implementation. Then I do the QA testing. Just a thought... 
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Of the houses, I only get to decorate one of them.
I'm thinking... ugly sweater on one side and stylized "PI" symbol on the other (I work with the OSISoft PI system, so it's an inside joke that my wife understands)
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Eat the gingerbread and the decorating problem solves itself.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Um, the decorating part is the best part - to taste, that is.
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Slacker007 wrote: best part
Still not a problem. Dunk the gingerbread in icing before stuffing it in your gullet. Problem still solved
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Perhaps "Collapsing Tenement" style?
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Does Harry Potter always know what's in his presents, because he speaks Parceltongue?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A familiar refrain of mine: I wand-er what what you're thinking, sometimes.
Just spell it out!
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There is no magic in it, he just snakes[^] them.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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