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Palaeontologists have found a new, huge, and very ugly dino: the eyesaur.
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To reply this thought I have to dig deep 
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Would a doctor who treats anemia in extraterrestrials be a palealientologist?
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They also found her date: the ihopenoonesaurus.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I think I'll call a coprolite[^] to determine if you can be arrested for that remark.
Meanwhile, will this thread be finished by a punisdon?
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If you get a boner from this jur-a-sic Lounger!
I had to make sure I am still in KSS land... Lounge[^]
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 7-Dec-16 12:26pm.
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They also found one that had a bowel problem... the megasoreass
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and it's angry relative nicknamed saurarse (or saurass for the yanks)
Sin tack ear lol
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Strawberry Pi?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Raspberry Pi
Jeremy Falcon
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This maybe really very ugly
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That's an Apple dinosaur.
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That looks awesome. Like a cosmic Eye of Sauron 
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It's even nearly in the shape of an eye
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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WSDL, SOAP, XML, reports...
Metaphorically, where as McCoy when he told Kirk he belongs in the Captain's chair of a starship exploring the galaxy, not sitting behind some desk pushing paper in a cubicle under florescent lights with no window in sight.
What amazes me is that software that runs an insurance business can have bugs. I mean, it's all pushing numbers around, some conditional logic, and some math. 
Marc
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There are a lot of simians instead of developers. They could fail even finding their own backside output port in the toilet.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: They could fail even finding their own backside output port in the toilet.
I prefer to say "couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a map" myself.
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OriginalGriff wrote: ass
When did Wales join the USA? Was this one of the effects of Brexit that the BBC hasn't covered? 
Google translate can't seem to find the proper Welsh word - does dinau work?
Otherwise, stick to a proper English "arse". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I wasn't sure it would get through the MickMartinFilter™, so went with a donkey synonym instead.
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Good catch. 
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OG was just proving that he is (at least) biligual, he can speak both English and American!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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In the same sentence as well!!!
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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