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I'm tempted to apply, but they didn't say anything abut tenuous connections to the internet that enable a horrific telecommuting experience.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Haha, after the honest job ad, here comes the honest applicant! 
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I don't think they're ready for my level of honesty, much less equipped to handle it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Requires 5-7 years of experience in windows 10 administration
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Of course! 
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An extreme resilience and ability to withstand intense pressure.- at what psi ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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If you are sexually attracted to crocodiles, do you have a reptile dysfunction?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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More properly: eReptile dysfuction. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Could be worse: "iReptile dysfunction" anybody?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah! Then we can blame it on Apple!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Which is still better than "Live Reptile Dysfunction Mobile Pro 10 for .NET SP2".
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Seems to me you brought up a hard problem to discuss.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Be strong! Rise to the occasion!
/ravi
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Sounds like a good tip.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OriginalGriff wrote: If you are sexually attracted to crocodiles
Then I strongly recommend you stay celibate.
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If you Gator to that kind of sex and you need help go C-Alice
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I believe that's how the dinosaurs died.
That was going to be my pun.
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I remember, years back the local shopping sites showing dumb pointless advertisements. On their home pages, e-mails, etc. Now with perfect Data analytics/BI, whatever you call it, these guys are tapping the exact sentiment, need, and all those vital instincts with the customers.
For example, In India, smartphones usage has gone up like mad, but people haven't opened up their wallets much for the expensive ones. The current deterrent threshold is like around $215. Vendors used to advertise like "Best Phones Below $215". But now they have narrowed the range down to $100 to $215. And all advertisements look like it's a certain hit, when users look at it.
And for smaller items like memory cards, USB flash drives, they've figured it out, that customers are making a Lynch-carting , ordering just on the go if it's less than $15. These analytics & BI services becoming like heart of their operations! Amazon India is just eating it up!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Amazing! Thanks for the link mate. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Has anyone noticed there are a "group" of members active here on CP.
They seem to be trolling or at the very least ask low quality questions and/or advertising.
Examples:
member 1[^]
member 2[^]
notice the profile picture which are all similar.
but I'm sure there are others.
So basically, if you see a profile picture similar to these, just ignore.
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Don't judge by the profile picture.
I don't know exactly what or how but it's a default for the 'gravatar' profile settings or something like that.
At least as far as I can figure out.
Also there is a dedicated forum to post this:
Spam and Abuse Watch Discussion Boards - CodeProject[^]
Tom
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Apparently it is some standard profile pic, so indeed that is solved.
I just happened to come across a few like those, all with a similar language usage and with low reputations, hence I thought they belonged to the same group.
modified 19-Apr-16 8:12am.
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I made the same mistake back when CP implemented the gravatar thingy so understandable
Tom
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