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A friend of mine became a mime.
Never heard from him again...
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A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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On the free open WiFi from my hotel in Poland 
Having a good vacation so far.
Seen some beautiful churches and buildings, had a small tour in a small castle and had a good walk in a forest (where we spotted a frog, a salamander and a snake!).
Tomorrow we're going for a big tour in a big castle and probably another walk.
The math is really fun too... How to fit an infinite collection into another infinite collection?
I hope to put that into practice on my bank account (∅) one day, I see no further practical uses for it 
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Sander Rossel wrote: How to fit an infinite collection into another infinite collection?
Is that the traditional question about the hotel with infinite rooms, all booked, and a coach with infinite people turning up to stay?
(Move the existing guests from room n to room 2 × n, and put the new guests in the now vacant odd-numbered rooms.)
If so, have you got to the infinite number of infinite coaches turning up yet?
Wait until you get on to the other Aleph numbers[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah, I've had the hotel with infinite rooms (not the one I'm currently staying though).
Haven't read about coaches yet.
Richard Deeming wrote: Wait until you get on to the other Aleph numbers[^].
I'd rather not... 
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It's easy until you try and create an
InfiniteCollection<InfiniteCollection<InfiniteCollection<...>>>
and the Universe overflows.
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That's the "infinite number of infinite coaches" part.
Just line the elements up in a grid, and number them diagonally:
1 2 4 7 ...
3 5 8 ...
6 9 ...
10 ...
Then read them off in sequence, and they all fit on the one coach InfiniteCollection<T>.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sander Rossel wrote: The math is really fun too... How to fit an infinite collection into another infinite collection?
I hope to put that into practice on my bank account (∅) one day
There's a very simple answer - use a Credit Union 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I thought yesterday[^] was that day...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Well now I know why I am not a programmer. I do not drink coffee.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I noticed Starbucks wasn't on the customer appreciation list, no surprise!
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To me, coffee is a poisonous, disgusting brew. I generally drink a good English Breakfast tea, although I have been known to forget it, microwave it, and drink it the next day. I prefer my tea 'stewpid', which affronts my English friends no end.
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I like coffee and English tea. When I am done poisoning myself with coffee, I drink English tea as an antidote.
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To avoid the coffee craving, just keep drinking it! Simple!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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I don't avoid a coffee craving, since I have never had one. The stuff tastes horrible. I was once handed a cup after being up for four days straight fighting a small forest fire. That was worse than the actual fire, and I threw it away after getting a smell 
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I understand. But diversity makes the world interesting. To each his own: You like tea and I drink coffee (too much of it).
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Do clowns hold the door open for you as a nice jester?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They can't make up their minds, they keep running in circus.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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It's hard to big top that.
/ravi
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Make up your mind! Last time[^], you were holding the door open for them! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Did OG just rip-off his own joke?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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He Leslied himself - and that definitely sounds like a euphemism!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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