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Nope, that's "Little Darlin's"
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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I wanted to use the Texan yall, but it hurt my spelling sensitivities more than yous... 
but silly me, you is just as plural as yall! ^^
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We bought a house this spring, got it yesterday. A day of anger and frustration... 
A lot of the things the seller should have done wasn't done, I know we bought the house from a person that makes a lot of promises and keeps some of them. So I wasn't surprised.
So he has today to fix the things that was left, otherwise we bring in craftsmen to do it at his expense. So I'm not worried that it isn't done, just how much frustration it will take before it's done.
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ho damn.... good luck with that hey!
and... I hope I won't be unlucky, this is rather too expensive.. 
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You're not any poorer than you were yesterday, you have only made a redistribution between your liabilities and assets.
That you can make use of a house after this redistribution is only a plus.
I'm sure DD can tell you everything about how you get in the right mindset.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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I'm getting used to it...
This is a big thing nonetheless!! 
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My Bro lives in Northampton.
I have forwarded this on to him!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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An Airlines recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips.
Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
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Which reminds me of the Groucho Marx toast:
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!"
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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That is the traditional toast made by British Navy Officers[^] on Saturday nights, probably a long time before Groucho ever made it.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Adn the secretaries are all still filling out expense reports.
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"Heavily armed Apple store" priceless!
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I wouldn't be surprised if that were paid-for product placement.
God knows that the only computer manufacturer in the world is apple (because God only watches movies; it saves him a bit of time, like Cliffs notes).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I wouldn't be surprised if that were paid-for product placement.
You're probably right, I'd be curious to know what the psy would be for a plug like that.
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My kids have been playing this video non-stop on every device in the house for the past week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE[^]
After a week of listening to it I can't get it out of my head now. Just felt like I needed to share the love. 
(someone help me... please...)
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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The fox says, "Leslie[^]!" 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ah, so that's where they got it from.
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Thanks a lot I just got it our of my head since the last post and now...
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Mike Hankey wrote: and now...
Nying ding ding ding ding da ding da ding...
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You are a cruel person.
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hehe... I have kids too... 
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