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usb to ethernet... moving along 
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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... it made me laugh anyway.[^]
(I'm easily pleased)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Got a laugh out of me, too!
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Too funny...poor Coyote!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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You boil the hell out of it...   
This will be of a new series I am doing starting Jan 3 until late May, Dad Joke of the day. So you can groan like your dad is at home.
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If you can keep them original, OK, but please don't simply copy/paste pap the way others around here tend do.
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I'm even not sure about holy water. But I would like to learn more. Please share me some more details. Thank you so much!
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Hey, I haven't heard of that certain book. I'm sure someone has already come up with it. And if I quote from somewhere I will give them credit. I will be making my own, unless I find one that is new and not re-used a million times.
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Quote: Hey, I haven't heard of that certain book
Of course!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 29-Dec-21 9:02am.
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Well I know there are joke books, I been have a Dad Joke book, but I lost that years ago.
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Cp-Coder wrote: This is just a quote from the book: "The Book of Terribly Awesome Dad Jokes!"
Or any of a dozen other places. The first time I heard it was decades ago.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Are you going to repeat this one on Jan 3rd?
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Not bad! It was cute when I first heard it around 1972, but it's getting a little long in the tooth.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Yeah, I'm getting a sense of dejá pooh* here ...
* "I'm going to hear this sh*t again..."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You don't have enough reputation to post jokes in this forum. So, your jokes (or whatever else you send) are bad by definition. By the way, they may be actually bad - I have no idea.
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They are supposed to be bad... They are Dad Jokes, they are made and told to make us groan and roll our eyes...
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Well, this means, you don't have enough reputation to post bad jokes, that are supposed to be bad.
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You knew it would happen! Skynet is starting with Amazon: Alexa tells 10-year-old girl to touch live plug with penny[^]
Alexa is trying to kill us - or possibly just add some chlorine to the gene pool. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I, for one, welcome our robot overlords. 
Quite a shocking story. 
modified 28-Dec-21 14:52pm.
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It's good to keep up with current events.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Yeah but if you take in too much information, your mind will get plugged up...
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