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Stole this from another site but through worth sharing...ho ho ho
Twas the night before Christmas, but Covid was here,
So we all had to stay extra cautious this year.
Our masks were all hung by the chimney with care
In case Santa forgot his and needed a spare.
With Covid, we couldn't leave cookies or cake
So we left Santa hand sanitizer to take.
The children were sleeping, the brave little tots
The ones over 5 had just had their first shots,
And mom in her kerchief and me in my cap
Had just settled in for a long winter's nap.
But we tossed and we turned all night in our beds
As visions of variants danced in our heads.
Gamma and Delta and now Omicron
These Covid mutations that go on and on
I thought to myself, "If this doesn't get better,
I'll soon be familiar with every Greek letter".
Then just as I started to drift off and doze
A clatter of noise from the front lawn arose.
I leapt from my bed and ran straight down the stair
I opened the door, and an old gent stood there.
His N 95 made him look pretty weird
But I knew who he was by his red suit and beard.
I kept six feet away but blurted out quick
" What are you doing here, jolly Saint Nick?"
Then I said, "Where's your presents, your reindeer and sleigh ?
Don't you know that tomorrow will be Christmas Day? ".
And Santa stood there looking sad in the snow
As he started to tell me a long tale of woe.
He said he'd been stuck at the North Pole alone
All his white collar elves had been working from home,
And most of the others said "Santa, don't hire us!
We can live off the CERB now, thanks to the virus".
Those left in the toyshop had little to do.
With supply chain disruptions, they could make nothing new.
And as for the reindeer, they'd all gone away.
None of them left to pull on his sleigh.
He said Dasher and Dancer were in quarantine,
Prancer and Vixen refused the vaccine,
Comet and Cupid were in ICU,
So were Donner and Blitzen, they may not pull through.
And Rudolph's career can't be resurrected.
With his shiny red nose, they all think he's infected.
Even with his old sleigh, Santa couldn't go far.
Every border to cross needs a new PCR.
Santa sighed as he told me how nice it would be
If children could once again sit on his knee.
He couldn't care less if they're naughty or nice
But they'd have to show proof that they'd had their shot twice.
But then the old twinkle returned to his eyes.
And he said that he'd brought me a Christmas surprise.
When I unwrapped the box and opened it wide,
Starlight and rainbows streamed out from inside.
Some letters whirled round and flew up to the sky
And they spelled out a word that was 40 feet high.
There first was an H, then an O, then a P,
Then I saw it spelled HOPE when it added the E.
"Christmas magic" said Santa as he smiled through his beard.
Then suddenly all of the reindeer appeared.
He jumped into his sleigh and he waved me good-bye,
Then he soared o'er the rooftops and into the sky.
I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
"Get your vaccines my friends, Merry Christmas, good-night".
Then I went back to bed and a sweet Christmas dream
Of a world when we'd finished with Covid 19.
Paul A. Passman
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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It's good, but maybe it's a tad too optimistic for 2021 
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Puff could last too long (6)
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Dragon ?
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Puff (the magic DRAGON - a children’s song)
could last too long: DRAG ON
First CCC I ever solved independently!
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I thought I'd give windows 11 a shot on my surface pro before I upgrade my laptop. First thing I notice is the start menu has gone ( at least as we know it ) and there's a horrible graphic dominating the desktop. Anyone know how to configure this POS to look like ( and hopefully work like ) Win 10 ? I had a similar experience moving from 7 to 10 which resulted in me reinstalling 7 several times until I finally succumbed. - We'll be forced to use 11 eventually so I figure it's best to adopt early while it's a free update. I think this will be the first of many posts.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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click the window icon then "all apps"
but anyway, since I always do windows icon followed by typing what I want, nothing changed for me 
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Check this[^]
Maybe it helps you... it seems that chaning a registry key makes the windows 10 start menu style to come back.
Hope this helps.
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Quote: This registry tweak has been confirmed to work only on a very specific Windows 11 build. Updating to build 22000.65 has been known to prevent the edit from working.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I tried that it didn't work - thanks anyway
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Time magazine announced it has selected Elon Musk as Person of the Year Award for 2021 in a vote by the Time editorial board. It raised three questions:
- Baby Boomers asked who is Elon Musk?
- Gen Xers asked what's Time's Person of the Year Award?
- Millennials asked what's a magazine?
-- Argus Hamilton, Rogue Report 15-Dec-2021
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Time Person of the Year - Wikipedia[^]
Quote: Despite the magazine's frequent statements to the contrary, the designation is often regarded as an honor, and spoken of as an award or prize, simply based on many previous selections of admirable people.[9] However, Time magazine points out that controversial figures such as Adolf Hitler (1938), Joseph Stalin (1939 and 1942), Nikita Khrushchev (1957) and Ayatollah Khomeini (1979) have also been granted the title for their impact on events.[10]
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Baby Boomers asked who is Elon Musk?
He probably makes perfume.
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Gen Xers asked what's Time's Person of the Year Award?
A glossy piece of paper with your picture on it.
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Millennials asked what's a magazine?
It's like a clickbait site, but with less adverts.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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We got a winner here!
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's like a clickbait site, but with less adverts.
You will never believe what I did next, on reading that!
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Or the gamer Millenials(The ones who played the original Call of Duty and Halo: Combat Evolved)
"It's an ammo holder that puts in ammo to be fired in an assault rifle..."
Then their conspiracy theory middle brother:"Oh no, I knew this would happen! Elon Musk and the major media are going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH GUNS AND ROCKET NUKES!!!"
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OriginalGriff wrote: but with less adverts.
Eh, I tried reading Wired several times and had to dodge so many adverts. Also all the gun magazines (no not gun magazines, gun magazines) available in my country are full of adverts to the brim.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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exactly my (and some friends' too) thoughts
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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