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GeneralThe house that Jack built Pin
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello.

WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: I'm at the shopping centre now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is it okay if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, go ahead if you really like it.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2022 model. I really liked it.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: $198,000.

MAN: Okay, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house, the one I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1.9 million.

MAN: Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $1.8m. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra $100,000 if you think it's really a pretty good price.

WOMAN: 'Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much! You're so generous!

MAN: You're worth it. Bye!

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open. The man turns and asks, "Anybody knows whose phone this is?"
The less you need, the more you have.

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